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The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

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Tiggsy said:
Whoa. I got a long way to go before I can handle that. Looks like I got some work to do. Something to strive for, which is good because I need a goal.
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Well the ice goes in first, so it's not maybe as much as you think although my tumblers are pretty large... so to speak. ;)

:p
 
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Gurtholfin said:
Well this is alarming...

But... what if it's already dead?
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That actually was a point of argument in the infamous dead deer case a few years back. Guy was busted for having sex with a dead deer. His lawyer argued that the law only covered LIVE animals. The court ruled against that argument.

The best part of it all? Well, think about it: the lawyer said "Yup, my client had sex with a deer. BUT it was dead, so it shouldn't count."
 
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I don't buy that these people are from Wisconsin, they have to be transplants.

First of all, as a Wisconsinite, there's no way I'm leaving my best friend, let alone some stranger, unsupervised in a locked room with all my beer.

Second, if I'm locked alone in a room with all your beer, I'm sure as hell drinking more than four.
 
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Valid points. It’s also possible his buddies heard there was a fresh deer up the road or a paint thinner truck tipped on the freeway.
 
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Nah... you don't hold out for thinner.

There's always room for more.
 
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At the Milwaukee bound gate at Denver airport. Worn shoes, caps, and containers of bad junk food. My people. :)
 
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burd said:
At the Milwaukee bound gate at Denver airport. Worn shoes, caps, and containers of bad junk food. My people. :)
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One of my favorite moments with Dr. Mrs. About 8 years ago, coming back from an idyllic vacation in Lake Louise. We're in the Calgary airport at the gate waiting for our flight to Newark. Two fat guys, one with a (football) Giants sweatshirt and one wearing a Jeter jersey, are jawing, and she turns to me and offers some nice words about New Yorkers.

At that moment they get into a slap fight that ends with one taking the other to the floor and then both wives/daughters/girlfriends/hookers/it's all the same on Staten Island jumping in and slapping them on their heads while screaming like wildebeests.

I turned on my heel and told Dr. Mrs. over my shoulder, "I'll be in the bar."

Never been prouder of My People in my life.
 
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