The 2024 GQP Thread: Because Deutsche Gopher Fan ENDED the Last One

[Kepler]

Wow, she got a lot of ink if those are real.

Everything I have seen appears to indicate they are real. USA Today, McPaper, ran a story about them and described the more ridiculous ones.

Also, let me just say that while she is of course a hateful moral and spiritual earwig, and her tats are out of the Sears Whore Catalog, her new tits are quite tasteful. Not too big, not too perky, they're... a refined upgrade.

 

[ticapnews]

her new tits are quite tasteful. Not too big, not too perky, they're... a refined upgrade.

So...not the Mar-A-Lago treatment?

 

[ScoobyDoo]

Joyce White Vance (@joycewhitevance.bsky.social)

Kash Patel is fighting The Atlantic's motion to dismiss his defamation case against them. But, there's a problem: Whether the Judge grants the motion or not, Patel is in a no-win situation. Because if this case goes forward, so does discovery...

bsky.app

The best of America.

 

[ticapnews]

Yes, but he doesn't have to tell the truth in discovery. He can lie through his teeth. The ink on his pardon won't even have dried by the time he's done.

 

[Jimjamesak]

Yes, but he doesn't have to tell the truth in discovery. He can lie through his teeth. The ink on his pardon won't even have dried by the time he's done.

Can’t pardon liability in a civil case.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

Swalwell is going to rot in jail for rape. Meanwhile, the Fuhrer will live out his days as a billionaire with zero accountability.

 

[aparch]

Remember last year how Erika Kirk told her young daughter that Charlie was on a work trip with Jesus so they could afford the child's blueberry budget?

Let's check in on the blueberry budget:

FDA upgrades recall of frozen blueberries sold at Publix to highest health risk level

Recalled frozen blueberries and mixed berries that could be contaminated with E. coli pose the most severe category of health risk, according to the FDA.

www.cbsnews.com

 

[MissThundercat]

Remember last year how Erika Kirk told her young daughter that Charlie was on a work trip with Jesus so they could afford the child's blueberry budget?

Let's check in on the blueberry budget:

FDA upgrades recall of frozen blueberries sold at Publix to highest health risk level

Recalled frozen blueberries and mixed berries that could be contaminated with E. coli pose the most severe category of health risk, according to the FDA.

www.cbsnews.com

Karen: "Stop eating all that ultra-processed food!"

Ma'am. MA'AM. My instant Ramen isn't giving me explosive diarrhea.

 

[French Rage]

Darlene Graham wants you to knew its transgender people's fault she's a dipshit.

 

[MissThundercat]

Darlene Graham wants you to knew its transgender people's fault she's a dipshit.

And the amount of energy spent trying to correct her would be better spent on, I don't know, teaching raccoons to dance.

 

[ticapnews]

And the amount of energy spent trying to correct her would be better spent on, I don't know, teaching raccoons to dance.

The fact that Rocky Raccoon was in a room where a hoedown was happening indicates that raccoons might already know how to dance...

 

[MissThundercat]

Sean Duffy's show on YouTube is getting less than 3,000 views an episode.

Sean Duffy’s reality series debuts with fewer than 3,000 views per episode

Nearly 24 hours after the six-episode series aired on YouTube, fewer than 2,500 people had viewed the first episode

www.independent.co.uk

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Shouldn't he be busy trying to find more white male...errr "qualified" air traffic controllers?

 

[MissThundercat]

Shouldn't he be busy trying to find more white male...errr "qualified" air traffic controllers?

Nah, man. They hired 2,000 gamers, because playing Call of Duty and Rainbow Six is enough experience to cut it as an ATC.

Game On: Can Gamers Help Close America’s Air Traffic Control Gap? - Aviation Tech Today

Global Aviation Round-Up from Aircraft Value Intelligence (AVN) Editor’s Note: To watch John’s video version of this article, click here. America’s air traffic controller shortage has become a numbers game, […]

www.aviationtoday.com

 

[Kepler]

And the amount of energy spent trying to correct her would be better spent on, I don't know, teaching raccoons to dance.

- YouTube

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

www.youtube.com

 

[ScoobyDoo]

CNN Just Played A Montage Of Trump Attacking Women To Call Out Scott Jennings' Selective Outrage—And His Reaction Speaks Volumes

https://www.comicsands.com/cnn-jennings-hypocrisy-trump-montage?utm_source=Bluesky&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram#Echobox=1787332149

Abby Phillip brought the receipts. Good for her.

 

[MissThundercat]

The Hunger, oops, Patriot Games drew less viewers than Press Your Luck repeats.

Trump's Patriot Games Bomb in Ratings

During the Freedom 250 Patriot Games organized by Donald Trump's White House, Americans exercised their freedom to change the channel.

consequence.net

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

https://www.comicsands.com/cnn-jennings-hypocrisy-trump-montage?utm_source=Bluesky&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram#Echobox=1787332149

Abby Phillip brought the receipts. Good for her.

MAGA bitches bring it on themselves. Lie with vipers, you become a viper.

And yes, if we the federal taxpayers pay your salary, you're a fucking public figure and subject to any and all criticism for your choice to be employed as the Presidential asswiper, or whatever she is to him.

 

[ticapnews]

The Hunger, oops, Patriot Games drew less viewers than Press Your Luck repeats.

Trump's Patriot Games Bomb in Ratings

During the Freedom 250 Patriot Games organized by Donald Trump's White House, Americans exercised their freedom to change the channel.

consequence.net

Peter Tomarken was a better host.