Slap Shot
I got nothing
When my conservative neighbor comes for dinner this weekend (he's not a MAGA) I'm going to tell him about this amazing cake my wife is making. After dinner she's going to bring out a bowl of cake better. When he obviously asks what that's about I will tell him that it doesn't need to be baked first to be a cake. It has all the same ingredients as a cake, therefore it's a cake.