The 2024 GQP Thread: Because Deutsche Gopher Fan ENDED the Last One

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Vanity Fair photo shoot

Ugliest cast of Law & Order ever.

 

[Scarlet]

Do NOT disparage Law and Order. One of my favorite shows, please and thank you.

So many photographers are doing Instagram reels on this photo shoots and people are posting that the photographer should win a Pulitzer.

 

[Slap Shot]

Yeah I get what Kepler is saying. The partying itself may not be bland per se, but there's nothing creative about it and I'd half expect most of the future GQP leaders of America to fuck with a sheet between them and the gal. I on the other hand as someone else once said, "Want to turn her over and bury her head into the pillow".

 

[Handyman]

Yeah I get what Kepler is saying. The partying itself may not be bland per se, but there's nothing creative about it and I'd half expect most of the future GQP leaders of America to fuck with a sheet between them and the gal. I on the other hand as someone else once said, "Want to turn her over and bury her head into the pillow".

I think you guys need to pay more attention to the proclivities of the average conservative. Heck some of the most popular porno stars vote Republican. (some posted from CPAC a few years back) Falwell's kid was into being cucked by the pool boy...Nancy Reagan blew half of Hollywood. Conservatives are repressed in public but are into freaky crap behind the scenes. (and that isn't even counting the closeted ones)

Have you ever heard about what "conservative" girls do so they can still be virgins when they marry? Those stories are not myths believe me.

 

[Slap Shot]

Sure there are exceptions to every rule, and I had a few Catholic school girlfriends in my day.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

I think you guys need to pay more attention to the proclivities of the average conservative. Heck some of the most popular porno stars vote Republican. (some posted from CPAC a few years back) Falwell's kid was into being cucked by the pool boy...Nancy Reagan blew half of Hollywood. Conservatives are repressed in public but are into freaky crap behind the scenes. (and that isn't even counting the closeted ones)

Have you ever heard about what "conservative" girls do so they can still be virgins when they marry? Those stories are not myths believe me.

we need an extension that changes every mention of nancy to "throat goat"

 

[Kepler]

I think you guys need to pay more attention to the proclivities of the average conservative. Heck some of the most popular porno stars vote Republican. (some posted from CPAC a few years back) Falwell's kid was into being cucked by the pool boy...Nancy Reagan blew half of Hollywood. Conservatives are repressed in public but are into freaky crap behind the scenes. (and that isn't even counting the closeted ones)

Have you ever heard about what "conservative" girls do so they can still be virgins when they marry? Those stories are not myths believe me.

There is plenty of conservative kink, following Newton's Third Law of Repression. That is not what I was alluding to at all.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Have you ever heard about what "conservative" girls do so they can still be virgins when they marry? Those stories are not myths believe me.

"Mary was only a virgin if you don't count anal."

 

[Handyman]

"Mary was only a virgin if you don't count anal."

Bingo...and good lord it is a thing.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

"Mary was only a virgin if you don't count anal."