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The 2024 GQP Thread: Because Deutsche Gopher Fan ENDED the Last One

Handyman said:
I mean a lot do...

Far be it from me to defend Xtians but blaming the average Xtian for what their leadership does is like blaming a Michigan fan for what Sherrod Moore did.

Is it my fault that Jonathan Greenblatt is a Nazi Collaborator? I can rail against him and deny them money but it changes little. Hell from what I am told half the ADL hates him but cant do anything to stop him.
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South Park was convincing to me when Jesus lost his faith and became a Christian.
 
Handyman said:
Not yet...but after she starts her GOP Plastic Surgery Therapy she will!

I bet money she is a super kink. Zero percent chance Charlie and his 2 pump chump missionary did it for her. 2-1 she cucked him and 5-1 she has a thing for dark meat. Even money there are stories of her days at ASU that would make us blush.
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From what I hear, even mildly interesting let alone wild sex has not yet come to Tempe. Imagine BYU + bringe drinking. They fuck, but it's like Sydney Sweeney: cute, sloppy, short, and vanilla.
 
Handyman said:
Yeah I hear completely different stuff about ASU...
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Pics or GTFO.

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Handyman said:
I think you need to make a distinction between the average Xtian and the Evangelicals/fundamentalists.
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That goes without saying, but right now the vocal majority are the fundies.

Kepler said:
Her insides are ugly. Her outsides are just fine.
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Here's how little I pay attention to these people. I was about to respond to the above with, "Wasn't she quite vocal in her criticism of Charlie Kirk?" only to find out after googling that it was Amanda Seyfried that did that. They all look the same to me. And yeah neither would be kicked out of bed for eating crackers.
 
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Slap Shot said:
Here's how little I pay attention to these people. I was about to respond to the above with, "Wasn't she quite vocal in her criticism of Charlie Kirk?" only to find out after googling that it was Amanda Seyfried that did that. They all look the same to me. And yeah neither would be kicked out of bed for eating crackers.
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I had never heard of Amanda Seyfried but they look identical to me. Boobs on a stick.
 
Kepler,

ASU was usually ranked as one of the top party schools in the country. It is a pretty recent phenomenon that it has gone bland.
 
Handyman said:
Kepler,

ASU was usually ranked as one of the top party schools in the country. It is a pretty recent phenomenon that it has gone bland.
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My point is it is a party school -- that is bland. The kids binge drink and fuck. That in and of itself is the epitome of boring. People whose idea of pushing the envelope is Jimmy Buffet and Van Halen aren't doing erotic exploration.

Swarthmore is the opposite of a party school. That is the kind of place kink so weird it makes me blush happens. A party school is just another copycat of Bud Light / Missionary / Monday Night Football culture. People so dull they slide right into midlevel management.
 
You dont get a rep as a party school because you are bland...you get the rep because people go to the school to have a good time. People dont go to Kansas because they think Lawrence is a cool town...they go there to get drunk, high and laid.
 
Kepler said:
I had never heard of Amanda Seyfried but they look identical to me. Boobs on a stick.
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In this instance, to me, the eyes are everything. Apparently I’m the only guy on here who gives a shit what a face looks like, and Sweeney has the worst set of eyes I’ve seen this side of Marty Feldman. Seyfried, while also not my style, has nice eyes, and therefore, is actually attractive. Caso cerrado.
 
Handyman said:
You dont get a rep as a party school because you are bland...you get the rep because people go to the school to have a good time. People dont go to Kansas because they think Lawrence is a cool town...they go there to get drunk, high and laid.
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All of which are bland when done by 90% of the population. They stick it in / get stuck and their imagination is exhausted. You can fuck 3 times a day and still go to your death no more interesting than the day you first squirted out a wet dream. Most do.

Kink is deviance, not conformity. Party schools are incubators of consumerist Pavlovianism. Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey satisfied and slaps on a
"Why be normal?" button. No originality required.

The people who go to Kansas because they think Lawrence is a cool town are the subversives. They haven't swallowed the dominant sleepwalker culture. At least they are trying.
 
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psych said:
In this instance, to me, the eyes are everything. Apparently I’m the only guy on here who gives a shit what a face looks like, and Sweeney has the worst set of eyes I’ve seen this side of Marty Feldman. Seyfried, while also not my style, has nice eyes, and therefore, is actually attractive. Caso cerrado.
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