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Super Bowl LI: Puppies, Commercials, And Some Football Too

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E.J. Smith said:
Honesty is classy. That false humility, it's too bad somebody had to lose stuff is so middle brow.
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You're either willfully misunderstanding or selectively reading, because you're missing the whole point and you're certainly not stupid.

The Patriots won, and Brady is the greatest Super Bowl Era QB ever. The Patriots are if not the greatest at least one of the two greatest Super Bowl Era dynasties ever (Steelers 75-80), and they're only the second-greatest if you artificially split their dynasty in half. Absolutely none of that is debated.

The thing is, the Patriots won and Patriots fans still suck. Boston has another title and the people of Boston are still the most feckless, needy, childish dumpster fire humans on the planet. A planet that includes New Jersey.

That's what you guys never seem to get. Boston is such a collection of dirt bag losers that the fact that their teams win and their city is physically lovely only makes the repulsiveness of the population worse by comparison. Your residents are a sh-t taken on the Mona Lisa.

Every time somebody representing Boston succeeds, that only makes your utter failure more striking by contrast.
 
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Kepler said:
You're either willfully misunderstanding or selectively reading, because you're missing the whole point and you're certainly not stupid.

The Patriots won, and Brady is the greatest Super Bowl Era QB ever. The Patriots are if not the greatest at least one of the two greatest Super Bowl Era dynasties ever (Steelers 75-80), and they're only the second-greatest if you artificially split their dynasty in half. Absolutely none of that is debated.

The thing is, the Patriots won and Patriots fans still suck. Boston has another title and the people of Boston are still the most feckless, needy, childish dumpster fire humans on the planet. A planet that includes New Jersey.

That's what you guys never seem to get. Boston is such a collection of dirt bag losers that the fact that their teams win and their city is physically lovely only makes the repulsiveness of the population worse by comparison. Your residents are a sh-t taken on the Mona Lisa.

Every time somebody representing Boston succeeds, that only makes your utter failure more striking by contrast.
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If you put this post on a t-shirt, I wonder how many you'd sell.
 
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SJHovey said:
If you put this post on a t-shirt, I wonder how many you'd sell.
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It would be displayed prominently in the front window of all the New York fashion houses.
 
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Kepler said:
You're either willfully misunderstanding or selectively reading, because you're missing the whole point and you're certainly not stupid.

The Patriots won, and Brady is the greatest Super Bowl Era QB ever. The Patriots are if not the greatest at least one of the two greatest Super Bowl Era dynasties ever (Steelers 75-80), and they're only the second-greatest if you artificially split their dynasty in half. Absolutely none of that is debated.

The thing is, the Patriots won and Patriots fans still suck. Boston has another title and the people of Boston are still the most feckless, needy, childish dumpster fire humans on the planet. A planet that includes New Jersey.

That's what you guys never seem to get. Boston is such a collection of dirt bag losers that the fact that their teams win and their city is physically lovely only makes the repulsiveness of the population worse by comparison. Your residents are a sh-t taken on the Mona Lisa.

Every time somebody representing Boston succeeds, that only makes your utter failure more striking by contrast.
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:rolleyes:
 
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My hot take - some chick from Boston spurned Kepler when he was at Cornell, and 35 (?) years later he still pulls out all the Boston stereotypes whenever he can. ;)
 
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FadeToBlack&Gold said:
My hot take - some chick from Boston spurned Kepler
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I originally read this as "... some hot chick from Boston ..." That would have been your problem right there.

But no, when I moved to Boston I was predisposed to like it. I already liked the Bruins and the Red Sox hated the Yankees so that was fine by me. Then I started dealing with Mas-sholes on a day to day basis. That's what forged my hate for the people there.

All the other places I've lived -- NY, CA, NC, OR, VA, MD -- I've either liked or loved the people. MA is a spectacular anomaly. Nuke the Customs Tower.
 
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Read Bill Veeck's book about operating Suffolk Downs - "Thirty Tons a Day". It is an eye opener about how politics work in the Commonwealth. Bill loved the everyguy/gal. He hated the stuck in the muds.

My other experience was watching and hearing Dad talk about dealing with the press and politicos in Boston. They were necessary to run the business, but what a bunch of horsebleep.

And if you're not from there or of the right lineage (this was in the 80s), you were treated like a wetback in Maricopa County, AZ.
 
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Kepler said:
I originally read this as "... some hot chick from Boston ..." That would have been your problem right there.
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Well if I wanted to take that tack given your stated preferences, I would have posed it as "...some redhead chick from Boston..."

Kepler said:
But no, when I moved to Boston I was predisposed to like it. I already liked the Bruins and the Red Sox hated the Yankees so that was fine by me. Then I started dealing with Mas-sholes on a day to day basis. That's what forged my hate for the people there.

All the other places I've lived -- NY, CA, NC, OR, VA, MD -- I've either liked or loved the people. MA is a spectacular anomaly. Nuke the Customs Tower.
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No one denies that Ma55holes exist. What everyone has fruitlessly tried to explain to you is that Boston merely has as many as New York/Jersey, and only a few more than the average large city west/south of there.

You're just good about not hanging with the arsehole crowd.
 
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FadeToBlack&Gold said:
Well if I wanted to take that tack given your stated preferences, I would have posed it as "...some redhead chick from Boston..."



No one denies that Ma55holes exist. What everyone has fruitlessly tried to explain to you is that Boston merely has as many as New York/Jersey, and only a few more than the average large city west/south of there.

You're just good about not hanging with the arsehole crowd.
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What everyone has fruitlessly tried to explain to you
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Then why bother? I find his ad nauseum rants rather amusing.
 
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SonofSouthie said:
Then why bother? I find his ad nauseum rants rather amusing.
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That's the spirit.

Here's the thing about being trolled. Don't reply. One of the worst personality flaws of Bostonians is their constant need to be seen as Important, so they rise to the bait every time. They're the Donald Trump of cities. If you talk sh-t about Chicago they'll laugh at you and move on. If you talk sh-t about New York they won't even have been aware of your existence. But Bostonians are those little yapping dogs who can't let anything go because of their fragile egos and their knoweldge buried deep down that they're nothing. So whenever you pull the cord the doll speaks. It doesn't matter what it says -- nobody listens to what it says -- it's that it yaps at all that's the joke.
 
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Bwaa haa haa! Nothing like seeing a hater deal with his championship envy on-line!

The thing to know about Kep is that he's into losing. He likes attaching himself to lost causes because it gets him to a comfortable place, which is watching someone else celebrate while he wallows in misery! There's no greater lost cause than going against Mass sport teams or the area itself. We're just better than everyone else, which is probably why he got run out of here because he couldn't keep up with the success of the region. :D
 
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FadeToBlack&Gold said:
My hot take - some chick from Boston spurned Kepler when he was at Cornell, and 35 (?) years later he still pulls out all the Boston stereotypes whenever he can. ;)
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I was leaning that way, too but I think it's more that Kep likes to be the smartest guy in the room and for others to agree to that and just let the goodness wash over them. That just doesn't happen in Boston. An East Coast city with 40+ colleges and universities, it's the perfect storm of involved, knowledgeable people who know how they feel about something with the confidence and brashness to "share" that with you.

Bottom line, it's a city of Keplers, and he doesn't need the competition.

Better to find a place where people either don't care or better yet care but are happy to roll over, wag their tail and think "oooo, him use big words, we ain't never had one a them around here"! :p
 
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