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Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

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bigblue_dl said:
hmm interesting. Maybe I should go to more websites than USCHO, ESPN, Ebay and Yahoo fantasy sports.
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Create a profile on any of the free dating sites out there, and I can pretty much guarantee you that a few skanky b*tches will attempt to contact you.
 
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Bakunin said:
Create a profile on any of the free dating sites out there, and I can pretty much guarantee you that a few skanky b*tches will attempt to contact you.
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I think I'll pass, for now at least. I don't exactly have a hankerin' for getting the herp.
 
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bigblue_dl said:
I think I'll pass, for now at least. I don't exactly have a hankerin' for getting the herp.
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Well, to be fair, they aren't all disease-infested whores most likely.

They're just more likely to have loose morals and a hunger for dick than the average girl.
 
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Bakunin said:
Well, to be fair, they aren't all disease-infested whores most likely.

They're just more likely to have loose morals and a hunger for dick than the average girl.
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Of course, women with those things are also more likely to have crabs or the herp.
 
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I should set up a profile, like Bakunin said, and see how many hits I get, then I can randomly setup "dates" with them, and send MNS to meet them. :D
 
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jmh said:
Of course, women with those things are also more likely to have crabs or the herp.
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I doubt they're more likely to have those things than any bar slut that bbdl encounters on a typical weekend. :p

And bbdl, what is the point of setting up MNS? We all know what he'll do (or rather NOT do). :D
 
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Bakunin said:
I doubt they're more likely to have those things than any bar slut that bbdl encounters on a typical weekend. :p
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So true. The plus side there, is that they usually were so little clothes at the bar, you can inspect the playing field before even leaving the bar.
 
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I was on a free site a while ago when I was located in virginia, and let me tell you I never actually experienced what is called 'deep sea fishing' until I did that. Suffice to say that I removed my account within a few weeks. All they have down there are single mommies who look like they ate a normal sized person.

Onto the weekend. booya!
 
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Terrierbyassociation said:
Most of them from foreign countries looking for husbands. Hahaha.
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bigblue_dl said:
That is EXACTLY what Bakunin needs!
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Absolutely. The less English she speaks, the less you have to talk to her.
unh_hockey said:
I was on a free site a while ago when I was located in virginia, and let me tell you I never actually experienced what is called 'deep sea fishing' until I did that. Suffice to say that I removed my account within a few weeks. All they have down there are single mommies who look like they ate a normal sized person.
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Yeah, there are some of those, but nobody's forcing you to interact with them (thank god).
 
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Bakunin said:
The thing about single moms is you know they put out (how else did they produce the offspring in the first place?). :D
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I'll take my chances. Avoiding the off-chance that I'd ever have to meet said offspring is well worth it. (not a fan of kids)
 
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