Re: Rep Retirement Lodge: What are you looking forward to in the offseason?
Here's the drinking game that magically appeared on our desks with our scenario script and flight strips for next week.
Gary England Drinking Game
Pregame
1) Everyone selects a storm chaser other than Val Castor.
2) Select a county other than Pottawatomie County.
Take 1 drink when:
1) Gary talks to your storm chaser
2) Gary mentions your county
3) Gary says: Hook echo/updraft/metro/doppler radar/wall cloud/Ranger 9/underground/mobile home
Take two drinks when:
1) They show footage from your storm chaser
2) They show footage in your county
3) When Gary says: Baseball-sized hail/Waterloo Road/Pottawatamie County/Deer Creek High School
4) When Gary mentions one of the following towns: Altus/Burns Flat/Dill City/Gotebo/Hydro/Lookeba/Meeker/Mulhall/Oktaha/Olustee/Shattuck/Slaughterville/Tryon/Vici/Waukomis/Wayne/Weleetka/Wetumkah
5) Everytime Gary talks to Val Castor
Take three drinks when:
1) We see footage from Val Castor
2) We see footage from Pottawatomie County
3) Gary mentions: Immediate tornado precautions/National Weather Service/mesocyclone/portable radio/take shelter/tornado warning in effect until...
Take four drinks when:
1) Gary issues his own Tornado Warning, not recognized by the NWS
2) Says "Will someone please answer the phone?"/"Do you see power flashes?"
3) A shirtless victim is interviewed
4) Ranger 9 has to land to refuel
Finish your drink when:
1) Someone uses the word "tornado" as a verb
2) Gary mentions a cross street near you
3) Gary says "We've lost Val"...and don't forget to our a little out for your homies.
