Ugh. Where do I begin.
1. This morning, I am divebombed 10 mins into my day regarding time card notifications. Manager says he approved them, but is still getting emails that he did not. Emergency break fix required, drop everything else Asperger's developer chick.
2. She later walks up to me, and rambles on about the paranoia she experienced when she heard someone pounding on her front door last night. "Did you call the cops?" "Well, uh no - I was (whispers) a little high on pot." Geee, I wonder what caused the auditory hallucinations and the paranoia.
3. After lunch, around 1:30 as I'm walking by, she pulls me aside and asks what she should do because she spent half her day trying to figure out how to do X in the system. Seriously, if we're going to follow Agile, you cannot be spending 4 hrs. researching a problem on your own. Email or get on the phone with a *ing senior developer who knows the answer.
After what happened a month ago when she outed our other junior developer, I am *this* close to going to HR with what I know. However, I know my new boss will A) Figure out I was the tattletale (we've talked about her before) and B) Will be POed if I do it, because she is likely to get fired based on the drugs alone, and we don't have the time to waste finding a new junior resource right now.
4. Our training grant program is a joke. I was informed today that I will have to take and pass the Android ATC Cert for the class I attended back in May just because we needed to fill seats due to a contractual agreement with the training provider (minimum of 10 to hold the class). Now the government, who paid for it, wants to know why I haven't taken my test and gotten certified yet. No, I am not exempt because I was misinformed about the program details or because my role does not involve a shred of development (much less Android mobile app development). Oh, and by the way, this is not an annually renewed program, and we're cutting you off because we've spent $6600+ on classes for you. I type out the most civil request for an exemption that I can. They have tentatively agreed to let me do ITIL Foundations if I pass the unnecessary Android ATC test, but after that I'm out.
5. I just want to complete the list with a fifth point
