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Rep Retirement Lodge #166; And Now On To....

Rep Retirement Lodge #166; And Now On To....

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #166; And Now On To....

I am having way too much fun watching Spaceballs on TV. And I am blind stinking sober too! :eek:
 
FadeToBlack&Gold said:
How many assholes have we got on this thread anyhow?!?! :D
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Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major azzhole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an azzhole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Azzhole, Major Azzhole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an azzhole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Azzhole!
Dark Helmet: How many azzholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by azzholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, azzholes!
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #166; And Now On To....

gmann said:
Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major azzhole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an azzhole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Azzhole, Major Azzhole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an azzhole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Azzhole!
Dark Helmet: How many azzholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by azzholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, azzholes!
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Look closer next time. It's the entire crew, sans the one guy in the lower left. :D
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #166; And Now On To....

Lord helmet: Have you found them yet?

Coperal :No lord helmet, they're still not on the scanner.

Lord Helmet: Well keep looking for them.

Collnel Sanders: pardon me sir, I have an idea, corpral, get me the video cassette of space balls the movie.

Corpral: Yes sir.

Lord Helmet; Collnel Sanders, may I speak with you please.

Collnel Sadners: Yes sir.

Lord Helmet: How can there be a cassete of space balls the movie? we're still in the middle of making it!

Collnel Sander: That's true sir, but there's been a new break through in home video marketing.

Lord Helmet: There has?

Collnel Sanders: Yes, instant cassettes, there out in stores before the movie is even finished.

Lord helmet: Nah...

Corpral: Here it is sir, Space Balls!!!

Collnel Sandars: Good work Corperal, punch it up.

*sees fbi warning*

Collnel sanders: Fbi warning, too early, prepare to fast foward.

Corpal: Prepared to fast foward.

Collnel Sanders: Fast Foward!

Corpal: Fast fowarding sir.

*Shows part were lord helmet crashes to the front*

Lord helmet: No, no past this, past this part. part, in fact, never play this again.

Collnel Sanders: Try Here stop

*Corpral stops at exact moment they are looking at the tape.
Lord helmet tests to make sure*

Lord Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?

Collnel Sanders: Now sir, everything that's happening now, is happening in now.

Lord Helmet: What happen to then?

Collnel sanders: We past then.

Lord Helmet: When?

Collnel Sanders: Just now, were at now now.

Lord Helmet: Well, go back to then.

Collnel Sanders: What now?

Lord Helmet: Yes now

Collnel sanders: We can't

Lord Helmet: why?

Collnel Sanders: We missed it.

Lord Helmet: When.

Collnel Sanders: Just now.

Lord helmet: When will then be now?

Collnnel sanders: Soon...

Lord Helmet: How soon?

Corpral: Sir!

Lord Helmet: What?

Corpal: I identified their location.

Lord helmet: Where?

Corpal: Out side the moon of vega.

Collnel Sanders: Good set a course and prepare our arrival.

Lord helmet: When?

Corpral: 1900 hours sir.

Collnel sanders: Good, by high noon tommorrow they will be our prisoners.

Lord helmet; Who?
 
leswp1 said:
Live every day as if it is your last.
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Funny... She has a tattoo... "Live each day as if it were your last..." :p

I'm doing much better, but still missing her all the time. From what I can tell via social media, she isn't exactly nice and rosy, so that kind of sucks. Really just want her to be happy, regardless of what it means for me.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #166; And Now On To....

Yogurt: Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made!! Spaceballs, the T-shirt; Spaceballs, the coloring book; Spaceballs, the lunchbox; Spaceballs, the breakfast cereal....Spaceballs, the flame thrower!!

Dinks: Oooohhhh

Yogurt: The kids love this one
 
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