There is something seriously wrong with me. I have that awful "Call Me Maybe" song stuck in my head. I started changing the words for hockey..."that was hooking, so call it maybe". Then I wasted time looking up the actual lyrics so I could write alternate lyrics that fit well. This is what I have so far. I'm ashamed of it and proud of it at the same time.
I saw you step on the ice,
The pep band played 'Three blind mice'
My shouts were not very nice,
'cause you got in the way
I'd trade my soul for a goal,
Give back the score that you stole,
Your eyesight's worse than a mole,
You stupid referee
Arm raised should be holdin'
Zebra stripes are showin'
Whistle should be blowin'
Why you awful, referee?
Hey, I don't know you,
but you are crazy
'cause that was tripping,
so call it maybe?
And oh the other ref,
He's just lazy,
'cause that was tripping,
so call it maybe?
[edit...because for some reason I wrote more]
You took no time with that call,
Their player embellished that fall,
You give us nothing at all,
You’re always in the way
They deke, grind and wheel
Your calls still seem unreal,
Then Rico yells an appeal,
So the call goes his way
Arm up you are holding,
Whistle now it’s blowing,
BS call I know it,
Such a d-bag referee
I wish I didn’t know you
This game is crazy
Now, that was slashing,
So call it maybe?
Wish I didn’t know you
This game is crazy
Hey, that was slashing,
So call it maybe?
As soon as you stepped on the ice, this game got so bad,
This game got so bad, this game got so, so bad
As soon as you stepped on the ice, this game got so bad,
And you should know that, your calls are so, so bad
It’s hard to know just what you’re calling
That was hooking, so call it maybe
Hey, blind *** ref boy,
Are you ef ing crazy?
That’s a misconduct,
So call it maybe?
And for all of you with the song stuck in your head now, I apologize