bigblue_dl
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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #155: Back to School
Because I can show up on an INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD, WEARING A HAT....Seriously....
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Rep Retirement Lodge #155: Back to School
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Ralph Baer
Let's Go 'Tute!
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I have had 4, and 8 bikes not counting those as a kid.
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Speaking of which, time to go get ready for work.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......
Speaking of which, time to go get ready for work.
gmann
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come
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But I bet after reviewing your scathing email to their customer service demanding a man purse be added to thier collection they will offer one..........
But I bet after reviewing your scathing email to their customer service demanding a man purse be added to thier collection they will offer one..........
DaveStPaul
New member
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #155: Back to School
Howdy, Loj.
Howdy, Loj.
Beer Pong Horn
soldier of fortune
But I bet after reviewing your scathing email to their customer service demanding a man purse be added to thier collection they will offer one..........
It'd look simply stunning with a pair of deer dropping earrings.
Afternoon, Lodge. Spent the day playing caterer at work, and now I know why I never worked in food service.
MarkEagleUSA
C'mon Q!
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Dangling under a really neat hat!
mookie1995
there's a good buck in that racket.
wolverineTrumpet
not particularly bad
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There is something seriously wrong with me. I have that awful "Call Me Maybe" song stuck in my head. I started changing the words for hockey..."that was hooking, so call it maybe". Then I wasted time looking up the actual lyrics so I could write alternate lyrics that fit well. This is what I have so far. I'm ashamed of it and proud of it at the same time.
I saw you step on the ice,
The pep band played 'Three blind mice'
My shouts were not very nice,
'cause you got in the way
I'd trade my soul for a goal,
Give back the score that you stole,
Your eyesight's worse than a mole,
You stupid referee
Arm raised should be holdin'
Zebra stripes are showin'
Whistle should be blowin'
Why you awful, referee?
Hey, I don't know you,
but you are crazy
'cause that was tripping,
so call it maybe?
And oh the other ref,
He's just lazy,
'cause that was tripping,
so call it maybe?
[edit...because for some reason I wrote more]
You took no time with that call,
Their player embellished that fall,
You give us nothing at all,
You’re always in the way
They deke, grind and wheel
Your calls still seem unreal,
Then Rico yells an appeal,
So the call goes his way
Arm up you are holding,
Whistle now it’s blowing,
BS call I know it,
Such a d-bag referee
I wish I didn’t know you
This game is crazy
Now, that was slashing,
So call it maybe?
Wish I didn’t know you
This game is crazy
Hey, that was slashing,
So call it maybe?
As soon as you stepped on the ice, this game got so bad,
This game got so bad, this game got so, so bad
As soon as you stepped on the ice, this game got so bad,
And you should know that, your calls are so, so bad
It’s hard to know just what you’re calling
That was hooking, so call it maybe
Hey, blind *** ref boy,
Are you ef ing crazy?
That’s a misconduct,
So call it maybe?
And for all of you with the song stuck in your head now, I apologize
There is something seriously wrong with me. I have that awful "Call Me Maybe" song stuck in my head. I started changing the words for hockey..."that was hooking, so call it maybe". Then I wasted time looking up the actual lyrics so I could write alternate lyrics that fit well. This is what I have so far. I'm ashamed of it and proud of it at the same time.
I saw you step on the ice,
The pep band played 'Three blind mice'
My shouts were not very nice,
'cause you got in the way
I'd trade my soul for a goal,
Give back the score that you stole,
Your eyesight's worse than a mole,
You stupid referee
Arm raised should be holdin'
Zebra stripes are showin'
Whistle should be blowin'
Why you awful, referee?
Hey, I don't know you,
but you are crazy
'cause that was tripping,
so call it maybe?
And oh the other ref,
He's just lazy,
'cause that was tripping,
so call it maybe?
[edit...because for some reason I wrote more]
You took no time with that call,
Their player embellished that fall,
You give us nothing at all,
You’re always in the way
They deke, grind and wheel
Your calls still seem unreal,
Then Rico yells an appeal,
So the call goes his way
Arm up you are holding,
Whistle now it’s blowing,
BS call I know it,
Such a d-bag referee
I wish I didn’t know you
This game is crazy
Now, that was slashing,
So call it maybe?
Wish I didn’t know you
This game is crazy
Hey, that was slashing,
So call it maybe?
As soon as you stepped on the ice, this game got so bad,
This game got so bad, this game got so, so bad
As soon as you stepped on the ice, this game got so bad,
And you should know that, your calls are so, so bad
It’s hard to know just what you’re calling
That was hooking, so call it maybe
Hey, blind *** ref boy,
Are you ef ing crazy?
That’s a misconduct,
So call it maybe?
And for all of you with the song stuck in your head now, I apologize
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You shouldn't feel shame for this. You should feel shame for this when other schools start stealing it from Michigan.
St. Clown
Ideas Posted are Likely Not My Own
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #155: Back to School
So I had a deal going with my cable bill until this past June. Then I get the July bill and it went up about $30. I finally had a chance to get into the cable company's local office, as they're only open late enough on Wednesdays for my use, and return the digital (non-HD) box to reduce the bill because it's just too much money. The lady prints an invoice and I go get into my car. Before driving away I actually look at the change, and my bill went up by $1.78 to $125.99. I call the 888 number and long story short, on Wednesday next week I'm going back into the office to pick up an HD box and I'll get 12 months of an extended package that includes HBO/Cinemax for the same price.
Depending upon various things, I think I might just drop cable this time next year and just keep the internet. I can get all the college games that interest me by streaming online, and the same with the various couple sitcoms I like by simply waiting a day. After that, I might drop the internet the following November and get a 4G phone that I can use as a hotspot.
So I had a deal going with my cable bill until this past June. Then I get the July bill and it went up about $30. I finally had a chance to get into the cable company's local office, as they're only open late enough on Wednesdays for my use, and return the digital (non-HD) box to reduce the bill because it's just too much money. The lady prints an invoice and I go get into my car. Before driving away I actually look at the change, and my bill went up by $1.78 to $125.99. I call the 888 number and long story short, on Wednesday next week I'm going back into the office to pick up an HD box and I'll get 12 months of an extended package that includes HBO/Cinemax for the same price.
Depending upon various things, I think I might just drop cable this time next year and just keep the internet. I can get all the college games that interest me by streaming online, and the same with the various couple sitcoms I like by simply waiting a day. After that, I might drop the internet the following November and get a 4G phone that I can use as a hotspot.
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #155: Back to School
Me: Well, here's this problem.
Boss: Well, you're gonna have to figure out how to make it work.
Me: Here's Solutions A, B, and C.
Boss: Hate to tell you, those aren't options.
Me: Hm, okay. Dunno then.*
*THEN YOU F*ING FIGURE IT OUT SINCE YOU F*ING OBVIOUSLY KNOW WHAT MY F*ING OPTIONS ARE YOU C*KGOBBLING TURBOTWAT MOTHERF*ER! F* YOU!
Guess how my week is going? *waves at the men in white jackets while drooling uncontrollably*
Me: Well, here's this problem.
Boss: Well, you're gonna have to figure out how to make it work.
Me: Here's Solutions A, B, and C.
Boss: Hate to tell you, those aren't options.
Me: Hm, okay. Dunno then.*
*THEN YOU F*ING FIGURE IT OUT SINCE YOU F*ING OBVIOUSLY KNOW WHAT MY F*ING OPTIONS ARE YOU C*KGOBBLING TURBOTWAT MOTHERF*ER! F* YOU!
Guess how my week is going? *waves at the men in white jackets while drooling uncontrollably*
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Bartender!!! This man needs a drink!!!
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state of hockey
He fixes the cable?
You'll probably keep cable. They'll extend or offer something else. We pretty much call and say "Our bill is too high and we don't feel like paying that anymore." They then throw a ton of crap at us and our bill goes down at the same time. Anyone paying full choke for cable is a sucker.
DaveStPaul
New member
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USCHO Grammy of The Year, right there!
USCHO Grammy of The Year, right there!
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