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Rep Retirement Lodge 146: Playoff Hockey Activities

Rep Retirement Lodge 146: Playoff Hockey Activities

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 146: Playoff Hockey Activities

Dear God its only Monday... nothing bad at work... just getting itchy for the weekend
 
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The **** Hockey Table is getting crowded with fans of 42 teams already here and fans of 12 more expected next weekend. :)
 
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state of hockey said:
Nope.

Pretty sure it is from drinking a lot of liquids that do NOT hydrate you, combined with not keeping good track of the cigarette consumption. The only-God-knows-how-long hookah session probably didn't help.
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The warm temperatures and a whole lot of sunshine didn't help things either.
 
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It is WAY too hot out. Thankfully the weather report on my browser is broken and it's showing -10C for Tuesday night, but I know that's from a couple weeks ago. :(
 
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I'm outside in front of my shop working on the bucket truck when My wife comes home, minute later the kid comes home, followed by someone I don't know in a green Ford Escape. This is rural Maine, not alot of houses on my road so you know pretty much everyone on the road, hmmm, don't recognize this car so I start to walk over towards the house to see who it is, my wife is coming from the house as the dog is barking, I see my wife talking to her as I get closer she starts to drive toward me, stops and says My husband owns this house and you have to leave, I said, Good Luck with that and she says, Yeah good luck with that. She drives off, My wife comes over with a stunned look, She asked if the lower house was for rent and my wife said no, she asked who owned it and my says we do and its not for rent. Then she told my wife Derek Jeter owned the house, WT F. So I go across the steet as I can here my neighbor working on vehicle he is restoring, I asked him if this lady had bugged him, he said no but she was parked in the cemetery. My property goes around a real small cemetery dating back to the 1800s, lots of folk check out the headstones as they're pretty old. The 60 degree weather is already bringing out the weirdos:). Looked like she was having Chemo done as she was bald, her head covered with a bandana. Very odd
 
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walrus said:
I'm outside in front of my shop working on the bucket truck when My wife comes home, minute later the kid comes home, followed by someone I don't know in a green Ford Escape. This is rural Maine, not alot of houses on my road so you know pretty much everyone on the road, hmmm, don't recognize this car so I start to walk over towards the house to see who it is, my wife is coming from the house as the dog is barking, I see my wife talking to her as I get closer she starts to drive toward me, stops and says My husband owns this house and you have to leave, I said, Good Luck with that and she says, Yeah good luck with that. She drives off, My wife comes over with a stunned look, She asked if the lower house was for rent and my wife said no, she asked who owned it and my says we do and its not for rent. Then she told my wife Derek Jeter owned the house, WT F. So I go across the steet as I can here my neighbor working on vehicle he is restoring, I asked him if this lady had bugged him, he said no but she was parked in the cemetery. My property goes around a real small cemetery dating back to the 1800s, lots of folk check out the headstones as they're pretty old. The 60 degree weather is already bringing out the weirdos:). Looked like she was having Chemo done as she was bald, her head covered with a bandana. Very odd
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So Wally in review....your kid was driving Derek Jeter's green Ford Escape through a local cemetary when some bald headed, bandana wearing nut job tried to rent your own house to you and your wife? Well, how much was she trying to charge you? :confused::p
 
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walrus said:
I'm outside in front of my shop working on the bucket truck when My wife comes home, minute later the kid comes home, followed by someone I don't know in a green Ford Escape. This is rural Maine, not alot of houses on my road so you know pretty much everyone on the road, hmmm, don't recognize this car so I start to walk over towards the house to see who it is, my wife is coming from the house as the dog is barking, I see my wife talking to her as I get closer she starts to drive toward me, stops and says My husband owns this house and you have to leave, I said, Good Luck with that and she says, Yeah good luck with that. She drives off, My wife comes over with a stunned look, She asked if the lower house was for rent and my wife said no, she asked who owned it and my says we do and its not for rent. Then she told my wife Derek Jeter owned the house, WT F. So I go across the steet as I can here my neighbor working on vehicle he is restoring, I asked him if this lady had bugged him, he said no but she was parked in the cemetery. My property goes around a real small cemetery dating back to the 1800s, lots of folk check out the headstones as they're pretty old. The 60 degree weather is already bringing out the weirdos:). Looked like she was having Chemo done as she was bald, her head covered with a bandana. Very odd
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You should have told her yes, Derek Jeter owns the house, and he and Ron Paul are using it as a base to send her telepathic messages about gay people and meatloaf recipes. Follow the money. Watch her bug out.
 
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No way it was Derek Jeter, unless you saw Tim McCarver there, too.
 
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83-84-80 here the next three days. One way or another we're gonna pay for this.
 
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