Rep Retirement Lodge 139: The Halloween Edition

[Hammer]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 139: The Halloween Edition

There's a line between "kinky" and "I'm going to cuff you, cut your willy off, and then burn your house down".

 

[The Rube]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 139: The Halloween Edition

I'm not planning taking her to a fleabag hotel after the game and handcuffing her to the bed.

So it won't be like this past Saturday?

I wouldn't. And I've seen the texts. There's enough caution flags that I know about to stop the Indy 500 for the next 10 years.

 

[Bakunin]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 139: The Halloween Edition

There's a line between "kinky" and "I'm going to cuff you, cut your willy off, and then burn your house down".

Ah, the Lopes-Bobbitt line.

 

[bigblue_dl]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 139: The Halloween Edition

So it won't be like this past Saturday?

I wouldn't. And I've seen the texts. There's enough caution flags that I know about to stop the Indy 500 for the next 10 years.

That was a Holiday Inn Express! It was a nice hotel!

Whatever. If I disappear Thursday night, you'll know what to tell the authorities.

I'm never going to know what to think if I don't actually meet the girl.

 

[dxmnkd316]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 139: The Halloween Edition

THis thread is so much fail and so much win.

 

[The Rube]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 139: The Halloween Edition

That was a Holiday Inn Express! It was a nice hotel!

Whatever. If I disappear Thursday night, you'll know what to tell the authorities.

I'm never going to know what to think if I don't actually meet the girl.

Remember a couple weeks ago, when the usual crew posted a quick convo about who we attract? I wasn't lying when I said I attract psychos. And this girl.....I'm sure of. Use every cautionary tactic that you can.

 

[Bakunin]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 139: The Halloween Edition

Remember a couple weeks ago, when the usual crew posted a quick convo about who we attract? I wasn't lying when I said I attract psychos. And this girl.....I'm sure of. Use every cautionary tactic that you can.

Perhaps he should have a GPS homing beacon inserted into his dick in case she tries to run off with it.

 

[bigmrg74]

I'll take this under consideration.
Besides, I don't think things are going to get hot and steamy on a thursday night at the hockey game, when we both have to work. I'm not planning taking her to a fleabag hotel after the game and handcuffing her to the bed.

Yeah, something like the wild game would be a good activity to together and if you had to, ditch her at. You both drive to the game, meet up somewhere inside where she's at least had to go thru a metal detector. And if she's interesting for something more than the old in-out, you can take it from there.

 

[bigblue_dl]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 139: The Halloween Edition

Remember a couple weeks ago, when the usual crew posted a quick convo about who we attract? I wasn't lying when I said I attract psychos. And this girl.....I'm sure of. Use every cautionary tactic that you can.

And I attract tall blonds, which she also is.

I'll sew a lock picking kit into the hem of my Wild jersey, just in case I'm in a compromising position and need to pick a lock.
I'd rather take a chance on a psycho than take a chance at the giant ball of clingyness we discussed yesterday.

 

[The Rube]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 139: The Halloween Edition

And I attract tall blonds, which she also is.

I'll sew a lock picking kit into the hem of my Wild jersey, just in case I'm in a compromising position and need to pick a lock.
I'd rather take a chance on a psycho than take a chance at the giant ball of clingyness we discussed yesterday.

I asked your regret factor. I knew. She's a whole ball of crazy, too. Even BPH mentioned it after seeing her and I interact. And that was after maybe 10 minutes.

 

[bigblue_dl]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 139: The Halloween Edition

I asked your regret factor. I knew. She's a whole ball of crazy, too. Even BPH mentioned it after seeing her and I interact. And that was after maybe 10 minutes.

But I still don't regret it! I can deal with that one, I know her well enough to know that she's harmless, just very clingy, sometimes annoying.

 

[The Rube]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 139: The Halloween Edition

But I still don't regret it! I can deal with that one, I know her well enough to know that she's harmless, just very clingy, sometimes annoying.

I'll take your word for it. She still messages me quite a bit, and I've basically only said "hi" to her. Maybe some small talk/bs banter.

 

[MinnesotaNorthStar]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 139: The Halloween Edition

Go hawkeyes....

Winner.

And I attract tall blonds, which she also is.

I'll sew a lock picking kit into the hem of my Wild jersey, just in case I'm in a compromising position and need to pick a lock.
I'd rather take a chance on a psycho than take a chance at the giant ball of clingyness we discussed yesterday.

I say go. Like you said, you won't know if you don't interact with her in person (sober).

 

[dxmnkd316]

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I say go. Like you said, you won't know if you don't interact with her in person (sober).

To alcohol: The cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

 

[MarkEagleUSA]

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Good morning to tLodge!

 

[Ralph Baer]

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Good Morning, MEUSA!


Good Morning to the rest of tLodge!

 

[leswp1]

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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!! terrible tuesday.
Last night's posts are an exercise in remembering what people will do to get a little...

 

[FlagDUDE08]

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Good Morning Lodge!

 

[goldy_331]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 139: The Halloween Edition

Morning Lodge

 

[Lady wore Black]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 139: The Halloween Edition

Good Morning, Lodge!