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Rep Retirement Lodge 137: Counting the long summer days

Rep Retirement Lodge 137: Counting the long summer days


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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 137: Counting the long summer days

Ok, accessing this site on an iphone BLOWS. Thank jeebus for user agent faking.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 137: Counting the long summer days

It was rather obvious, so I didn't think to mention it.
You fool, you gotta know your audience. In this case, it's rear admiral acpro/foxton2. She skipped kindergarten (and thus never learned the alphabet properly or how to count into double digits) and dropped out of college. We have to dumb it down for her. Thus we laugh - a lot.

Besides, you live in an apartment. It's rather silly to tell people to get off your lawn when you have no lawn. :p

Foxton2, if you want to eff somebody, I hear MNS is still available. Give him a shout-out and maybe he'll take one for the team and pump a Colorado river of man juice into your vag canyon.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 137: Counting the long summer days

You fool, you gotta know your audience. In this case, it's rear admiral acpro/foxton2. She skipped kindergarten (and thus never learned the alphabet properly or how to count into double digits) and dropped out of college. We have to dumb it down for her. Thus we laugh - a lot.

Besides, you live in an apartment. It's rather silly to tell people to get off your lawn when you have no lawn. :p

Foxton2, if you want to eff somebody, I hear MNS is still available. Give him a shout-out and maybe he'll take one for the team and pump a Colorado river of man juice into your vag canyon.

I have a lawn. I have to share it with other residents, but I have a lawn. Moran. ;)
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 137: Counting the long summer days

I have a lawn. I have to share it with other residents, but I have a lawn. Moran. ;)
It's not *your* lawn in the strict sense, though. It's a "common area" that is maintained by somebody else (likely a Mexican landscaper). Living in a townhouse, I have the same situation. The proper way to say it is "get off *our* lawn" ('our'-referring to the rest of the residents in your building who share ownership of it). :p

Plus if foxton2 is on either of our lawns, we've got much bigger problems on our hands, like an increasing likelihood of an influx of fooper illegitimate babies and horrible driving.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 137: Counting the long summer days

It's not *your* lawn in the strict sense, though. It's a "common area" that is maintained by somebody else (likely a Mexican landscaper). Living in a townhouse, I have the same situation. The proper way to say it is "get off *our* lawn" ('our'-referring to the rest of the residents in your building who share ownership of it). :p

Plus if foxton2 is on either of our lawns, we've got much bigger problems on our hands, like an increasing likelihood of an influx of fooper illegitimate babies and horrible driving.

So should I say a Fooper may be present on the 16th? He's a co-worker, and from Ishpeming. And loves TK's. I will say his SIL is hotter than hell.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 137: Counting the long summer days

So should I say a Fooper may be present on the 16th? He's a co-worker, and from Ishpeming. And loves TK's. I will say his SIL is hotter than hell.
As long as we can make fun of him for being a fooper, yes.

The info about his SIL is meaningless unless she'll be there and also be available. :p
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 137: Counting the long summer days

As long as we can make fun of him for being a fooper, yes.

The info about his SIL is meaningless unless she'll be there and also be available. :p

Just an odd fact. And Y U NO ON AIM?!
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 137: Counting the long summer days

Because I'm at work and being productive - the massive time off does not commence until Tuesday morning.

Well, I may not have to look for someone at the wedding. Winkwinknudgenudgesaynomore.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 137: Counting the long summer days

Well, I may not have to look for someone at the wedding. Winkwinknudgenudgesaynomore.
Oh for ****'s sake.

Additional note: it is unlikely I will be able to accommodate anyone crashing in my hotel suite the night of the reception as Gen has first dibs for that purpose if need be (at least you don't need to worry about your partner in crime hooking up out there as he is now in a relationship). :p
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 137: Counting the long summer days

Oh for ****'s sake.

Additional note: it is unlikely I will be able to accommodate anyone crashing in my hotel suite the night of the reception as Gen has first dibs for that purpose if need be (at least you don't need to worry about your partner in crime hooking up out there as he is now in a relationship). :p

We've talked about it already. You're safe.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 137: Counting the long summer days

We've talked about it already. You're safe.
I may not have to accommodate her (she's going to try to secure accommodations with one of the other bridesmaids), but as of right now, I'm her backup.

I can't believe I'll be heading out there in just 2 1/2 weeks. The last month seems to have gone by in what felt like 3 days. More importantly: I'll actually be able to watch football while I'm off (it's been a loooooong time since I've seen day games)! :D
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 137: Counting the long summer days

I may not have to accommodate her (she's going to try to secure accommodations with one of the other bridesmaids), but as of right now, I'm her backup.

I can't believe I'll be heading out there in just 2 1/2 weeks. The last month seems to have gone by in what felt like 3 days. More importantly: I'll actually be able to watch football while I'm off (it's been a loooooong time since I've seen day games)! :D

I hear ya. I got some stuff to do (like dryclean my suit from the last wedding).

And find a suitable flask filler...
 
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