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He fixes the cable?
You don't say......
Big surprise, I know.
It is faster to go up 94 to 23 than it is to dink around on 12, though.
You don't say......
Good Afternoon, Lodge!
I had to convert simple decimals to fractions, because my co-worker is an idiot. She is going to be my manager? Seriously, .25 and .5. How hard is that?
That sounds like maths, and maths ain't allowed in tLodge! ;PI had to convert simple decimals to fractions, because my co-worker is an idiot. She is going to be my manager? Seriously, .25 and .5. How hard is that?
Impossible. Math...*shudder*Good Afternoon, Lodge!
I had to convert simple decimals to fractions, because my co-worker is an idiot. She is going to be my manager? Seriously, .25 and .5. How hard is that?
Good Afternoon, Lodge!
I had to convert simple decimals to fractions, because my co-worker is an idiot. She is going to be my manager? Seriously, .25 and .5. How hard is that?
Did you tell her she's 2/3 stupid?
5/4 of all people have trouble with fractions.Good Afternoon, Lodge!
I had to convert simple decimals to fractions, because my co-worker is an idiot. She is going to be my manager? Seriously, .25 and .5. How hard is that?
63% of all stats are made up.5/4 of all people have trouble with fractions.
63% of all stats are made up.
Thank you. That is what I was going for.Kent: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack-beatings are up a shocking nine-hundred percent?
Homer: Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forty percent of all people know that.
If you fart loudly when a massage therapist has an elbow in your glutes, you should probably tip them better than ten bucks. Especially when they had just checked in with you about you wanting glute work done. Dude, don't fool me, you know that sucker was back there by the back door. I asked you about that, to give you a chance to avoid having that happen. That's just rude!
Grrrr..... Stupid client!!
At least the guy who was a bit peely from a little too much sun gave me a twenty.
You understand the whole thing is not a sexual experience, right? It's like the exact opposite of a strip club. Man or woman, it doesn't matter, just do a deep tissue massage and get the knots out of my muscles....
I would never request a dude massage therapist. That would be extremely weird.
So you would rather fart when a female MT has her elbow in your glutes?...
I would never request a dude massage therapist. That would be extremely weird.