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Rep Retirement Lodge #13^2: Independence!

Rep Retirement Lodge #13^2: Independence!


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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #13^2: Independence!

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I would never request a dude massage therapist. That would be extremely weird.

Certain places, like Vegas, do not allow different sex massages, according to law. Yes, there are um, places....but legally.....
 
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Certain places, like Vegas, do not allow different sex massages, according to law. Yes, there are um, places....but legally.....
Vegas maybe, but that might just be a local guideline to keep creeps that are just in town for a few days from hitting up the female staff when they can just make a quick trip to the next county to get that kind of servicing done legally.
 
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Paging les....paging les!!

I have my foot surgery tomorrow morning at 7:30. In all my pre op materials, it told me no aspirin the week before the surgery. Which is fine. But what about Excedrin? Or even my presciption Imitrex? I woke up with a headache and am afraid to take anything at the moment.

ETA: Oh, and good morning Lodge!!
 
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Good Morning, Lodge!

Mr. wore Black is up in St. Cloud getting his arse kicked by his parents for the hell he has putting everybody through.
 
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If you fart loudly when a massage therapist has an elbow in your glutes, you should probably tip them better than ten bucks. Especially when they had just checked in with you about you wanting glute work done. Dude, don't fool me, you know that sucker was back there by the back door. I asked you about that, to give you a chance to avoid having that happen. That's just rude! :mad:

Grrrr..... Stupid client!! :mad:

At least the guy who was a bit peely from a little too much sun gave me a twenty.
$10!!!! Are you crazy? Its not like you brought him a drink!
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #13^2: Independence!

Paging les....paging les!!

I have my foot surgery tomorrow morning at 7:30. In all my pre op materials, it told me no aspirin the week before the surgery. Which is fine. But what about Excedrin? Or even my presciption Imitrex? I woke up with a headache and am afraid to take anything at the moment.

ETA: Oh, and good morning Lodge!!

I'm sure they are worried about blood thinning agents like aspirin. Excedrin contains aspirin so I'm sure that is out. You should check the label of the Imitrex and see what it says about bleeding issues. Call the doctor or pharmacy if there is still doubt.

(No, I'm not a doctor, nor did I stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.)
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #13^2: Independence!

Paging les....paging les!!

I have my foot surgery tomorrow morning at 7:30. In all my pre op materials, it told me no aspirin the week before the surgery. Which is fine. But what about Excedrin? Or even my presciption Imitrex? I woke up with a headache and am afraid to take anything at the moment.

ETA: Oh, and good morning Lodge!!
When I had my surgery, I was told to avoid, like goldy said, anything that acts as a blood thinner. This includes all pain killers that are listed as NSAID class drugs, including ibuprofen. Tylenol (acetaminophen is the generic drug) is usually allowed as it is not an NSAID.
 
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Thanks all for the advice. The headache actually went away. For now.

And man, I need to stop telling people where I may be traveling for work. Not just here. This whole multi city tour has changed and now two of three cities I was supposed to go to aren't happening. Well, one doesn't appear to be happening and one is still tentative.
 
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You understand the whole thing is not a sexual experience, right? It's like the exact opposite of a strip club. Man or woman, it doesn't matter, just do a deep tissue massage and get the knots out of my muscles.

No (crap), Sherlock. Still not interested in a dude rubbing me down.

Mr. wore Black is up in St. Cloud getting his arse kicked by his parents for the hell he has putting everybody through.

Good! Your husband has been an idiot for months. Tell him to settle on the job he hates the least and deal with it. :p
 
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Afternoon.

Aced a phone interview today, and will have an in person interview later this week. It's contract work, but at least its work!
 
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Good afternoon Lodge.

One of my favorite quotes from the Simpsons is from the episode about Homer getting a gun.

Clerk: [Homer grabs for his gun, but the cashier holds onto it] Sorry, the law requires a five-day waiting period. We've got to run a background check.
Homer: Five days? But I'm mad now!
[the cashier pulls the gun away from him]
Homer: I'd kill you if I had my gun.
Clerk: Yeah, well, you don't.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #13^2: Independence!

Good afternoon Lodge.

One of my favorite quotes from the Simpsons is from the episode about Homer getting a gun.

Clerk: [Homer grabs for his gun, but the cashier holds onto it] Sorry, the law requires a five-day waiting period. We've got to run a background check.
Homer: Five days? But I'm mad now!
[the cashier pulls the gun away from him]
Homer: I'd kill you if I had my gun.
Clerk: Yeah, well, you don't.

Did you go try to buy a gun?
 
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$10!!!! Are you crazy? Its not like you brought him a drink!
10 bucks for a hour session is about the average tip. He farted when I was working right there, about scared me and made me jump. Another five would have been a nice way to say sorry about bringing in the barking spider there. :p
 
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Crock pot lasagna. Let's see just how well this turns out...
 
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