mookie1995
there's a good buck in that racket.
Mowing the yard tonight. Afterwards I'm sweeping the driveway and these three ****sticks, dressed in black, are glaring at me all the way up the sidewalk. The biggest one maybe weighed 135, soaking wet with a brick in his pocket. It was all I could do not to say, "Look, asshats, I grew up squarely in the generation of Slayer, Iron Maiden, and Anthrax. You f-ckwagons have nothing on me!"
Then, as they pass, I notice one of the guys is wearing stripper boots. *shakes head*
Mookie was in his driveway tonight and a j-girl was looking at him!!! She was door to door selling verizon services. Mookie chatted her up for a good 20 minutes

Mookies kid just laughed at him when he went in.
(Told the boy that j-girl told she had a bf that was ready to be dumped and he should have been there instead of papa)