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Rep Retirement Lodge 129: Still got those Winter Blues...

Rep Retirement Lodge 129: Still got those Winter Blues...

  • Shoveling/Snowblowing

    Votes: 1 3.1%
  • Repeated proclamations of The Worst Snowstorm Ever

    Votes: 9 28.1%
  • The bitter cold

    Votes: 2 6.3%
  • Not enough booze to go around

    Votes: 2 6.3%
  • No Giada on TV

    Votes: 2 6.3%
  • Every other driver on the road

    Votes: 9 28.1%
  • Not enough hockey on TV

    Votes: 1 3.1%
  • USCHO slow-loading times

    Votes: 1 3.1%
  • The added weight

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Freddy Meyer is acting nice

    Votes: 5 15.6%

  • Total voters
    32
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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 129: Still got those Winter Blues...

Happy to see that Don Adam is still making * up as he goes along.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 129: Still got those Winter Blues...

Looks like 'diva could be pounding the chocolate milk again.

*k hockey. *k it with the unwashed community dildo from an NMU sorority house.

I'm hopping on the local bandwagon. But, with my luck, I'll turn things in Brent's favor.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 129: Still got those Winter Blues...

*k hockey. *k it with the unwashed community dildo from an NMU sorority house.

I'm hopping on the local bandwagon. But, with my luck, I'll turn things in Brent's favor.

That'd be fine with me.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 129: Still got those Winter Blues...

Do I have to smack a beech? You don't gimme some goddam whiskey right now, I'll stomp a mudhole in your arse and walk it dry. Don't doubt me.

Fine. I found my bottle of Elijah Craig 18. You take your crappy whiskey.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 129: Still got those Winter Blues...

Fine. I found my bottle of Elijah Craig 18. You take your crappy whiskey.

I will. And son, if you want to keep all your teeth, you'll pour me one shot, just one, of your EC18.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 129: Still got those Winter Blues...

...and my TV may have just **** the bed. Top half of the screen went dark. Yep, my tv just went mulatto.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 129: Still got those Winter Blues...

Brent, here's a shot of crown XR. Diva, here's a Malibu and diet. I made it a triple.

Les, control this riff-raff!

She tries to settle me down, we're gonna have a problem.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 129: Still got those Winter Blues...

**** hockey with a mother ****ing rusty corkscrew, throw it in the woodchipper, go back in time and give it a coat hanger abortion.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 129: Still got those Winter Blues...

I don't think she's someone you want to mess with. I'm pretty sure she gathers her own firewood

Good, then I won't feel bad about hitting her so hard in her babymaker that her grandkids will feel it.

Don Adam takes a goal away from MN, and gives one to tUMD. Make that TWO fifths of whiskey, please.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 129: Still got those Winter Blues...

Good Evening, Lodge!

I am at the * hockey bar, again. I guess that means that I have to go out and buy more beer for the Super Bowl tomorrow. At least I have I don't have to go into work until Monday afternoon.
 
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