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Rep Retirement Lodge 123: Our polls are going down the tubes

Rep Retirement Lodge 123: Our polls are going down the tubes

  • Your coach, fired

    Votes: 1 2.2%

  • UND's hostile/abusive nickname

    Votes: 5 10.9%

  • East coast bias

    Votes: 3 6.5%

  • Western bias

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • MORE TUBES!!!

    Votes: 8 17.4%

  • UAH's program(sigh)

    Votes: 1 2.2%

  • A Legion of S**** bumper sticker

    Votes: 3 6.5%

  • Irrelevant. Poles mean nothing

    Votes: 7 15.2%

  • Another awful Jon poll

    Votes: 12 26.1%

  • Freddy Meyer

    Votes: 6 13.0%
  • Total voters
    46
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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 123: Our polls are going down the tubes

I used my creative rant earlier, and it was better than the Commie's.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 123: Our polls are going down the tubes

You wanna know my first thought before I typed out that general rant?

I'm gonna catch that flying squirrel by my apt, rape it with a pencil until it gets all ornery, then duct tape it to hockey's genitalia, then tase that little *er until it's dead from pure franticness. Then I'll take hockey's bloody screaming carcass and dump a truckful of Morton's salt on it. After that, I'll drag the pile of blood and flesh that is hockey and throw it in a barrel of gasoline, light a match, admire the flames, then I'll pee on it until the fire goes out.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 123: Our polls are going down the tubes

Brenthoven said:
I used my creative rant earlier, and it was better than the Commie's.
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The lesson here is to use a single rant so that a second mindless one doesn't overshadow your previous work. You have much to learn, just like the Gophers defense. :p
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 123: Our polls are going down the tubes

Brenthoven said:
You wanna know my first thought before I typed out that general rant?

I'm gonna catch that flying squirrel by my apt, rape it with a pencil until it gets all ornery, then duct tape it to hockey's genitalia, then tase that little *er until it's dead from pure franticness. Then I'll take hockey's bloody screaming carcass and dump a truckful of Morton's salt on it. After that, I'll drag the pile of blood and flesh that is hockey and throw it in a barrel of gasoline, light a match, admire the flames, then I'll pee on it until the fire goes out.
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Bakunin said:
The lesson here is to use a single rant so that a second mindless one doesn't overshadow your previous work. You have much to learn, just like the Gophers defense. :p
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Third time's the charm, unlike for the Gophers. :o
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 123: Our polls are going down the tubes

Frattin got the EN. Yay for fantasy hockey hat tricks! Makes up for kangas being horse**** earlier and losing me points.
 
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legal_hit said:
Nope, I was one of those kids that would fall asleep anywhere. Plus, my first airplane flight wasn't until I was 11 years old.
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I didn't say it was on an airplane, deary. :p

Bakunin said:
I hope the entire Gopher roster gets ear raped by R2D2 for losing at home. Unacceptable.
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R2D2 would never touch the Gopher team. No, they would only get C3PO and maybe a storm trooper

bigblue_dl said:
Frattin got the EN. Yay for fantasy hockey hat tricks! Makes up for kangas being horse**** earlier and losing me points.
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why the *k would you draft Kangas? Are you a *king homo?

Happy hockey table for me!
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 123: Our polls are going down the tubes

Okay, it's 3 AM. Why the hell am I awake?
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 123: Our polls are going down the tubes

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!! silly saturday is here.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 123: Our polls are going down the tubes

s'upp y'all.

off to the cape for rds 1&2 of the cummaquid fourball. chilly and windy. faaaaaaaantastic!
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 123: Our polls are going down the tubes

Good morning Les, MEUSA and Mookie. I hope you all have a great day.

Mookie - isn't it a little too windy to play golf today?!

Sloe Gin said:
I didn't say it was on an airplane, deary. :p
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Still, my first point holds, I'd fall asleep pretty much anywhere. I didn't start giving my parents problems until I was done taking bottles. :)
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 123: Our polls are going down the tubes

Last night was perfect for HS football. :)
Today should be a good day: The Gopher footballers will get rolled meaning Punky will get fired by tomorrow and later pucksters will earn the split with the whoeverthehell we're playing and their future coach. ;)
 
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legal_hit said:
Still, my first point holds, I'd fall asleep pretty much anywhere. I didn't start giving my parents problems until I was done taking bottles. :)
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Me either. In fact, my mother has said to me that she doesn't remember too much about me as a baby till I was about 2. :)

Mornin' all. Doing a load of laundry, then off to the hairdresser. Home opener tonight, and before that, the FOH is hosting its annual Parents' Dinner for all the player parents.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 123: Our polls are going down the tubes

Good morning Lodge.

BSU lost and UND is obviously a pretty solid team.

New arena is a nice upgrade from what BSU had before. However, I am bummed. The concourse around the rink is narrow and little g is going to have big time issues navigating within the crowd not to mention navigating to his seats. :(
 
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