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Rep Retirement Lodge 115: What sports do you watch in the off-season?

Rep Retirement Lodge 115: What sports do you watch in the off-season?


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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 115: What sports do you watch in the off-season?

Okay, this is getting entirely ridiculous.

Mom just hit some kid on his bike with her car. His head bounced off the windshield and everything.

Fortunately, there was a witness, and he just darted out in front of her, nothing she could do about it.

JFC. I need a freaking drink.
Here; not only do you need a drink, have the rest of my 7.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 115: What sports do you watch in the off-season?

And for the coup de grace: my high school just made Fark.

How did it do so?

a) The valedictorian had a perfect attendance record through kindergarten and all 12 grades
b) A 1990 alum became a corporate executive at Xerox and donated $10 million to the school
c) A teacher got busted having sex with her students
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 115: What sports do you watch in the off-season?

I have a beer for you whenever you come by the Cities. Jeez. :eek:

And I'll have a fifth of whiskey that you can take before BPH's beer chaser.

Heyvkids. Siting here at the batvwith hottie bartender. My boss was here but she left. Now its jusrv me. Did I tell you I have ttomorow off? Might stay here tikl my buzz wears off.

Have just one more. It'll help.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 115: What sports do you watch in the off-season?

hi Lodge. Drive by post from Charlotte. After a long day, we're off to Columbus, where my hotel room is waiting for me. Ahhh.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 115: What sports do you watch in the off-season?

You have off tomorrow, yet you are already thinking about leaving, there is a lot bad logic here

I wa tthere at 4:40. Thats; long enough. Now I;m home. Couldn't finish my 2nd/3rd martini. What I mean by that is hottie bartender gives me 1 1/2 martines each time(cuz he eithet wantst o get me drunk or secretly lovea me - eithet or both). Started out the night with 1 co-worker, we were there for about 45 mins and then myu boss anda nother co-worker show up.First co-workerleft,then it was me, my boss and other co-worker. We ordered that french name for frebch fries and onoin rings. The two of them left, I stayed to try and finish the 2nd.3rd martini. Couldn't. Got a cup of coffee. Figured I better head home before the alcohiol really started to affect me. So, here I am. in my jammies on my couch, watching Burn Notiuce.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 115: What sports do you watch in the off-season?

I wa tthere at 4:40. Thats; long enough. Now I;m home. Couldn't finish my 2nd/3rd martini. What I mean by that is hottie bartender gives me 1 1/2 martines each time(cuz he eithet wantst o get me drunk or secretly lovea me - eithet or both). Started out the night with 1 co-worker, we were there for about 45 mins and then myu boss anda nother co-worker show up.First co-workerleft,then it was me, my boss and other co-worker. We ordered that french name for frebch fries and onoin rings. The two of them left, I stayed to try and finish the 2nd.3rd martini. Couldn't. Got a cup of coffee. Figured I better head home before the alcohiol really started to affect me. So, here I am. in my jammies on my couch, watching Burn Notiuce.

This really makes my day. Thank you, Scarlet. :)
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 115: What sports do you watch in the off-season?

I wish my gym wasn't at work... I really want to take tomorrow off.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 115: What sports do you watch in the off-season?

And I'll have a fifth of whiskey that you can take before BPH's beer chaser.

Which means he'll have to have an entire twelve-pack (or more) so he'll be able to properly chase each beer with whiskey. :cool:

Come by the Cities, Twitch - we'll take care of ya.

I wa tthere at 4:40. Thats; long enough. Now I;m home. Couldn't finish my 2nd/3rd martini. What I mean by that is hottie bartender gives me 1 1/2 martines each time(cuz he eithet wantst o get me drunk or secretly lovea me - eithet or both). Started out the night with 1 co-worker, we were there for about 45 mins and then myu boss anda nother co-worker show up.First co-workerleft,then it was me, my boss and other co-worker. We ordered that french name for frebch fries and onoin rings. The two of them left, I stayed to try and finish the 2nd.3rd martini. Couldn't. Got a cup of coffee. Figured I better head home before the alcohiol really started to affect me. So, here I am. in my jammies on my couch, watching Burn Notiuce.

*slow clap*
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 115: What sports do you watch in the off-season?

Which means he'll have to have an entire twelve-pack (or more) so he'll be able to properly chase each beer with whiskey. :cool:

Come by the Cities, Twitch - we'll take care of ya.



*slow clap*

Each....beer.....?

I was thinking shoot the fifth, then shotgun the twelver.:D
 
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