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Rep Retirement Lodge 107: Now What??

Rep Retirement Lodge 107: Now What??

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 107: Now What??

Brent - I fail to see what her intelligence has to do with finding her attractive and taking her home...
 
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Brent - I wasn't looking for stimulating conversation. :p Certainly someone I'd want to *date* would need to be intelligent.
 
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Beer Pong Horn said:
'ewe has a point, but I agree with Brent. Brains are attractive (they imply that a woman will pay attention to things like birth control), though I'm a fan of boobies too. :D
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Yeah, if I can use car keys to distract her, she's too dumb.:D
 
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bostonewe said:
HOLD IT, dl! Are you referring to jmh's Asian friend as "unattractive" because I'm going to have to strongly disagree with you. Had she been receptive in Denver, I'd have gone home with her instead of my other option at the time.

Ralph - you might enjoy the Basterds.
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Hey! I thought she was smokin' hot! I was told at a later time that she wasn't, I was hammered, I figured I had beer goggles. You're saying she was actually hot? I think I can dig up her contact info...
 
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bigblue_dl said:
Hey! I thought she was smokin' hot! I was told at a later time that she wasn't, I was hammered, I figured I had beer goggles. You're saying she was actually hot? I think I can dig up her contact info...
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Now you just need to convince her and 'ewe to "cooperate". ;)
 
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MNS - hey now! (though you will have to clarify via rep...)

Dl - she's certainly quite cute. Nerdy, Asian thing going on.
 
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bostonewe said:
MNS - hey now! (though you will have to clarify via rep...)

Dl - she's certainly quite cute. Nerdy, Asian thing going on.
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hmmm, maybe I should consult jmh. For a whole year I've been thinking that I was suffering from major beer goggles.

Though, somehow, I recognized you as being 'ewe, while being ****faced, after never seeing you before. I have no idea how that happened.
 
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Bakunin said:
I think I'd do her as long as she didn't get to say anything at any point.
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I was so drunk that I couldn't figure out if the girl was as smart as isaac newton or as dumb as...uh nevermind...let's just say I was very drunk. I was so drunk I randomly went to hit on some girls trying to get a cab at bar close because glm told me to do it.
 
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bigblue_dl said:
I was so drunk that I couldn't figure out if the girl was as smart as isaac newton or as dumb as...uh nevermind...let's just say I was very drunk. I was so drunk I randomly went to hit on some girls trying to get a cab at bar close because glm told me to do it.
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With each drink, everything GLM says becomes at least 50% more profound.
 
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bigblue_dl said:
And I had at least 25-30 drinks that night. Not kidding.
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At this rate, in two years, you will not have a functioning liver.

On the other hand, your bladder and kidneys will be off the charts in their efficiency.
 
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