Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 105: 2010 Assessment
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Hey, Plymouth coulda used you tonight!
While I was running some errands, on Hwy 55 by the Famous Dave's, there was a turkey just walking around on the highway. Well, for the most part he was just standing there.
Cars would just lay on their horns, Turkey Tom would look at the car, then continue to ignore everything around him. He really didn't give two sh*s about anything going on. He was enjoying the evening. I continue on.
About 1/2 hour later, on my way home, I see Tom STILL THERE. This time he was blocking the cross-street. I'm in the left turn lane on 55, watching the following unfold:
Car gets a green on the cross-street. Lays on the horn. Turkey doesn't move. Light turns red. I then see a cop car finally show up behind the first car. I just know they're trying to figure out how to move Tom (it was a rather large bird).
Light turns green for me, I make it onto the cross-street. Then the cops figure out a solution (get this!): turn on all their lights/lightbars and honk their buzzer-like horn. Well, all that did was get Tom to run away from the cops in a straight line.
So, the cop car tries to veer towards the curb, thinking Tom would too. Wrong. Tom goes back into the road. I literally stopped ahead and watched this continue in my rearviewmirror for a good 5-6 minutes. It was hilarious.
FINALLY, Tom gets the hint and ends up in the trees somewhere.