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Rep Retirement Lodge 102: Hockey Sucks!!!

Rep Retirement Lodge 102: Hockey Sucks!!!

  • my team sucks

    Votes: 18 40.0%

  • my school sucks

    Votes: 5 11.1%

  • my coach sucks

    Votes: 11 24.4%

  • our players suck

    Votes: 9 20.0%

  • Lack of women at my school sucks.

    Votes: 11 24.4%

  • Fire Coach *BLANK* and my team would stop sucking.

    Votes: 8 17.8%

  • We're not able to beat GVSU in hockey right now.

    Votes: 11 24.4%

  • we have lousy jersey's

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • we have lousy fans

    Votes: 7 15.6%

  • The skating treadmill doesn't skate.

    Votes: 12 26.7%

  • Bad Nachos at the game.

    Votes: 17 37.8%

  • our schools academics are too hard for the good players to come to our school.

    Votes: 11 24.4%

  • Our school is a sausagefest.

    Votes: 9 20.0%

  • Our school is in a lousy media market

    Votes: 16 35.6%

  • our school doesn't promote its self enought to make money on the games.

    Votes: 9 20.0%

  • I have no idea of what you're talking about, my team just won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Votes: 12 26.7%

  • We lack having ample bacon around at games.

    Votes: 25 55.6%

  • Distracked by Giada

    Votes: 17 37.8%

  • Because Freddy Meyer hacked us!

    Votes: 27 60.0%

  • We Have Hockey????

    Votes: 6 13.3%
  • Total voters
    45
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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 102: Hockey Sucks!!!

I would hope that no Lodge member knows how I am in the sheets.

On a COMPLETELY unrelated note, this headline was shown on the Vancouver 2010 website:
"China's dominant Wang retains 500m title"
 
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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 102: Hockey Sucks!!!

Greetings from beautiful downtown Seattle WA, where there isn't a cloud in the sky and its 50 degrees! I was walking around in short sleeves last night it felt so warm. :D
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 102: Hockey Sucks!!!

So these two virgins are saving themselves for marriage, they meet, fall in love and get engaged.

The woman says to the guy "I have something that I have to tell you before we get married.".... "My chest stopped developing when I was about 13, these are padded a lot."

The guy says "That's OK, not a problem at all, but I have something to tell you.".... "My, um, you know, is different than other guys, it's like infant sized." She says - "Oh, well that's OK, I don't mind." (see they're both ignorant)

On the wedding night, she takes off her clothes and he thinks "It's not so bad." Then he drops his pants and she runs away screaming. When he catches her he says "What's the matter?"

She says "You said it was infant sized!"

He says, "yeah, about 6 pounds and 18 inches long."

;)
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 102: Hockey Sucks!!!

crazytechfan said:
I would hope that no Lodge member knows how I am in the sheets.

On a COMPLETELY unrelated note, this headline was shown on the Vancouver 2010 website:
"China's dominant Wang retains 500m title"
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ecbrevik said:
Is that bigger than Gonzo's 10-incher? :D :D :D :D :D
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At first I thought it was a typo and they missed an 'm' but that would still be about 19 inches. Maybe it was supposed to read "50mm", about 1.9 in.




Oh, and mel...I like the dead baby joke. Thanks.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 102: Hockey Sucks!!!

wolverineTrumpet said:
At first I thought it was a typo and they missed an 'm' but that would still be about 19 inches. Maybe it was supposed to read "50mm", about 1.9 in.




Oh, and mel...I like the dead baby joke. Thanks.
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I do what I can.
It was the first thing that popped into my head when you said you wanted rep.

I have issues... :D
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 102: Hockey Sucks!!!

bostonewe said:
Something you'd like to share with the class, Mark? :p I'm sure there are some good Catholic girls here who can give you some advice :D
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And some not so good Catholic girls. ;)

Dude Love said:
I'm giving up sex for Lent. Should be simple.
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It's been a while since I attended CCD, but I think you are supposed to give up something you actually get. :p

For Lent I am giving up Catholicism and converting to Nichren Buddhism.
 
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bostonewe said:
Something you'd like to share with the class, Mark?
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No, just making an observation (see below).

I'm sure there are some good Catholic girls here who can give you some advice :D
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I'm sure there's stuff I haven't even heard of yet! :o

MinnesotaNorthStar said:
Is he calling Admiral AcPro an exception?
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Winner! (see above) :cool:

bostonewe said:
I assumed he was talking about his wife. :o
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She's not Catholic! :D ;) :p
 
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