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Rep Lodge Thread 89: As The Holidays Approach

Rep Lodge Thread 89: As The Holidays Approach

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Re: Rep Lodge Thread 89: As The Holidays Approach

Ralph Baer said:
That was a quick answer. :)
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Used them to get to DC out of Portland Maine for the frozen four, they were fine. Now they have wireless so you could post on here while you're flying:p
 
Re: Rep Lodge Thread 89: As The Holidays Approach

Two weeks ago to the day our neighborhood was in the midst of two and a half days of snow which brought roughly twenty inches of snow to our part of the city. Since then we've had six days when the temperature has topped sixty degrees and four additional days--today being the fourth--when the temperature has topped seventy. I just came back from another part of Denver and before getting out of my car I glanced at the dashboard thermometer which read seventy-four degrees. Ya gotta love fall weather in Denver.: snow for two and a half days immediately followed by two weeks of "golf" weather. :)
 
Re: Rep Lodge Thread 89: As The Holidays Approach

walrus said:
Used them to get to DC out of Portland Maine for the frozen four, they were fine. Now they have wireless so you could post on here while you're flying:p
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Of course, going to Detroit via Atlanta seems a bit weird. Going via Atlanatis would be even weirder.
 
Re: Rep Lodge Thread 89: As The Holidays Approach

Ralph Baer said:
Of course, going to Detroit via Atlanta seems a bit weird. Going via Atlanatis would be even weirder.
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I wouldn't do that, I'd be willing to pay more for less time in a cramped plane. On the other hand, more time to post on here:p
 
Re: Rep Lodge Thread 89: As The Holidays Approach

Ralph Baer said:
Of course, going to Detroit via Atlanta seems a bit weird. Going via Atlanatis would be even weirder.
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Atlanta is their main hub, almost every single flight goes through there. TCBG and I are going through Atlanta on our trip from Boston to Charlotte, NC.

I've flown Airtran a number of times over the last 7+ years and have never had a problem with them. There certainly aren't any perks or frills (though free Wifi is definitely awesome [and new]), but they're fairly reliable, planes are well maintained, on the inside anyway.
 
Re: Rep Lodge Thread 89: As The Holidays Approach

A Shot and a Goal said:
Two weeks ago to the day our neighborhood was in the midst of two and a half days of snow which brought roughly twenty inches of snow to our part of the city. Since then we've had six days when the temperature has topped sixty degrees and four additional days--today being the fourth--when the temperature has topped seventy. I just came back from another part of Denver and before getting out of my car I glanced at the dashboard thermometer which read seventy-four degrees. Ya gotta love fall weather in Denver.: snow for two and a half days immediately followed by two weeks of "golf" weather. :)
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So, that's what the old timers are calling it today.
 
Re: Rep Lodge Thread 89: As The Holidays Approach

I got an awesome joke in a text message last week, unfortunately, it is way too racist for me to post, and I'd probably get a timeout if I did. :p
 
Re: Rep Lodge Thread 89: As The Holidays Approach

FadeToBlack&Gold said:
Pssssh, even board is probably a little bit racist. :D
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Princeton:
Say, Kate, can I ask you a question?

Kate Monster:
Sure!

Princeton:
Well, you know Trekkie Monster upstairs?

Kate Monster:
Uh huh.

Princeton:
Well, he's Trekkie Monster, and you're Kate Monster.

Kate Monster:
Right.

Princeton:
You're both Monsters.

Kate Monster:
Yeah.

Princeton:
Are you two related?

Kate Monster:
What?! Princeton, I'm surprised at you! I find that racist!

Princeton:
Oh, well, I'm sorry! I was just asking!

Kate Monster:
Well, it's a touchy subject.
No, not all Monsters are related.
What are you trying say, huh?
That we all look the same to you?
Huh, huh, huh?

Princeton:
No, no, no, not at all. I'm sorry,
I guess that was a little racist.

Kate Monster:
I should say so. You should be much more
careful when you're talking about the
sensitive subject of race.

Princeton:
Well, look who's talking!

Kate Monster:
What do you mean?

Princeton:
What about that special Monster School you told me about?

Kate Monster:
What about it?

Princeton:
Could someone like me go there?

Kate Monster:
No, we don't want people like you-

Princeton:
You see?!

You're a little bit racist.

Kate Monster:
Well, you're a little bit too.

Princeton:
I guess we're both a little bit racist.

Kate Monster:
Admitting it is not an easy thing to do...

Princeton:
But I guess it's true.

Kate Monster:
Between me and you,
I think

Both:
Everyone's a little bit racist
Sometimes.
Doesn't mean we go
Around committing hate crimes.
Look around and you will find
No one's really color blind.
Maybe it's a fact
We all should face
Everyone makes judgments
Based on race.

Princeton:
Now not big judgments, like who to hire
or who to buy a newspaper from -

Kate Monster:
No!

Princeton:
No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican
busboys should learn to speak god**** English!

Kate Monster:
Right!

Both:
Everyone's a little bit racist
Today.
So, everyone's a little bit racist
Okay!
Ethinic jokes might be uncouth,
But you laugh because
They're based on truth.
Don't take them as
Personal attacks.
Everyone enjoys them -
So relax!

Princeton:
All right, stop me if you've heard this one.

Kate Monster:
Okay!

Princeton:
There's a plan going down and there's only
one paracute. And there's a rabbi, a priest...

Kate Monster:
And a black guy!

Gary Coleman:
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Kate?

Kate Monster:
Uh...

Gary Coleman:
You were telling a black joke!

Princeton:
Well, sure, Gary, but lots of people tell black jokes.

Gary Coleman:
I don't.

Princeton:
Well, of course you don't - you're black!
But I bet you tell Polack jokes, right?

Gary Coleman:
Well, sure I do. Those stupid Polacks!

Princeton:
Now, don't you think that's a little racist?

Gary Coleman:
Well, ****, I guess you're right.

Kate Monster:
You're a little bit racist.

Gary Coleman:
Well, you're a little bit too.

Princeton:
We're all a little bit racist.

Gary Coleman:
I think that I would
Have to agree with you.

Princeton/Kate Monster:
We're glad you do.

Gary Coleman:
It's sad but true!
Everyone's a little bit racist -

All right!

Kate Monster:
All right!

Princeton:
All right!

Gary Coleman:
All right!
Bigotry has never been
Exclusively white

All:
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
Even though we all know
That it's wrong,
Maybe it would help us
Get along.

Princeton:
Oh, Christ do I feel good.

Gary Coleman:
Now there was a fine upstanding black man!

Princeton:
Who?

Gary Coleman:
Jesus Christ.

Kate Monster:
But, Gary, Jesus was white.

Gary Coleman:
No, Jesus was black.

Kate Monster:
No, Jesus was white.

Gary Coleman:
No, I'm pretty sure that Jesus was black-

Princeton:
Guys, guys...Jesus was Jewish!

Brian:
Hey guys, what are you laughing about?

Gary Coleman:
Racism!

Brian:
Cool.

Christmas Eve:
BRIAN! Come back here!
You take out lecycuraburs!

Princeton:
What's that mean?

Brian:
Um, recyclables.
Hey, don't laugh at her!
How many languages do you speak?

Kate Monster:
Oh, come off it, Brian!
Everyone's a little bit racist.

Brian:
I'm not!

Princeton:
Oh no?

Brian:
Nope!

How many Oriental wives
Have you got?

Christmas Eve:
What? Brian!

Princeton:
Brian, buddy, where you been?
The term is Asian-American!

Christmas Eve:
I know you are no
Intending to be
But calling me Oriental -
Offensive to me!

Brian:
I'm sorry, honey, I love you.

Christmas Eve:
And I love you.

Brian:
But you're racist, too.

Christmas Eve:
Yes, I know.
The Jews have all
The money
And the whites have all
The power.
And I'm always in taxi-cab
With driver who no shower!

Princeton:
Me too!

Kate Monster:
Me too!

Gary Coleman:
I can't even get a taxi!

All:
Everyone's a little bit racist
It's true.
But everyone is just about
As racist as you!
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
And everyone stopped being
So PC
Maybe we could live in -
Harmony!

Christmas Eve:
Evlyone's a ritter bit lacist!
 
Re: Rep Lodge Thread 89: As The Holidays Approach

why does my idiot commodity manager get in the way when it comes to trying to get my supplier to fix parts (as in he tells them half of the story so they waste time fixing part of the problem), but then not do his simple job of supplying the right revision level to the supplier (and instead asks me to do so)?
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oh, wait, he's the glory hound type. no one will give him credit for doing the easy parts of his job.


I feel better now. thanks.
 
Re: Rep Lodge Thread 89: As The Holidays Approach

Send to me.... I love a bad joke.

Dude I golf with overtells that stupid tiger woods michael Jordan joke. It's only 'funny' because it's so completely frigging racist. But hearing it 20x kills even that
 
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