Religion: Catholics, Episcopalians, Atheists, All Are Welcome!

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https://www.npr.org/2023/02/09/1155...dium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews

Blessings are OK, but don't get married here, because REASONS.

Still more socially progressive than anything Francis has advocated.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Go forth and multiply

https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopl...urce=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

 

[Kepler]

 

[MissThundercat]

Asbury University held a "revival" that led to 20,000 attendees contracting measles. Couldn't happen to nicer people.

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2023/03..._term=0_c4eab596bd-7e8420af26-[LIST_EMAIL_ID]

 

[Kepler]

Germans reforming Catholicism. This is not a repeat from 1517.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Germans reforming Catholicism. This is not a repeat from 1517.

I'm looking forward to the next schism.

 

[MissThundercat]

Uganda is fast tracking "Kill The Gays" legislation, heavily funded by Alliance Defending Freedom and other American religious anti-LGBTQ groups.

No hate like Christian love!

 

[MissThundercat]

Palm Sunday.
The day we celebrate where Jesus was like "THE PARTY DON'T START TIL I WALK IN!"

 

[Kepler]

Of course, part 63,729,105.

 

[Kepler]

I sense a pattern with Christianity.

 

[LynahFan]

Gee, whoever would have thought that a religion that dreamt up an omnipotent Heavenly Father would have daddy issues?

 

[MissThundercat]

Christians especially are so worried about the next life they give zero thought to this one.

 

[MissThundercat]

Par for the course.

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2023/04..._term=0_c4eab596bd-79c4f26ab7-[LIST_EMAIL_ID]

 

[Kepler]

Happy Zombie Bunny Day.

 

[MissThundercat]

Jesus wasn't a zombie, Kepler.

He was a lich.

 

[Kepler]

Jesus wasn't a zombie, Kepler.

He was a lich.

That would ruin the story tough. A lich is undead like a vampire.

You gots to come back from the dead to impress the smooth brains.

 

[Kepler]

Crowdsourcing Hunky Jesus.

 

[Kepler]

 

[Kepler]

Hungry for salvation?

Police in Kenya have exhumed at least 21 bodies while investigating a cult whose followers are believed to have starved themselves to death.

The deceased are thought to have been followers of Christian cult leader Paul Makenzie Nthenge, who reportedly told them to starve themselves in order to "meet Jesus."

"In total since [Thursday], we have 21 bodies," a police source told the AFP news agency on Friday.

"We have not even scratched the surface which gives a clear indication that we are likely to get more bodies by the end of this exercise," the source added.

Nthenge is the leader of the Good News International Church, which police allege "brainwashed" citizens into starving themselves to death.

 

[Kepler]

Today I discovered that people who read reddit on their iPacifiers really, really hate hegetsus ads.

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