Religion: Catholics, Episcopalians, Atheists, All Are Welcome!

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Oh, this is hilarious

https://twitter.com/jessiejensen/status/1562445767523966981?s=21&t=jV7A7SPHeiVoXdkyCODAOg

 

[MissThundercat]

He's not wrong.

https://twitter.com/redpyrameadhead/status/1562884962520821764

 

[MissThundercat]

Every straight dude inevitably has to choose between making fun of astrology or getting laid.

 

[Kepler]

Another credit to the cloth.

We'll see him run for office as a Republican soon.

 

[unofan]

NYT looks into the "education" at Hasidic enclaves in Brooklyn, and it makes Mississippi seem like Harvard by comparison.

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/11/nyregion/hasidic-yeshivas-schools-new-york.html

 

[dxmnkd316]

NYT looks into the "education" at Hasidic enclaves in Brooklyn, and it makes Mississippi seem like Harvard by comparison.

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/11/nyregion/hasidic-yeshivas-schools-new-york.html

The debate over this on Twitter has been entirely civil, as I'm sure you could imagine.

 

[Kepler]

God sucks.

 

[MissThundercat]

God sucks.

Lucifer in therapy:

"He slaughters people over some fruit; but I'm the bad guy?"

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Lucifer in therapy:

"He slaughters people over some fruit; but I'm the bad guy?"

Don't forget making his "Chosen People" wander the desert for 40 years because they didn't trust him enough. David Miscavige wishes he could pull that off.

 

[MissThundercat]

Don't forget making his "Chosen People" wander the desert for 40 years because they didn't trust him enough. David Miscavige wishes he could pull that off.

And making his Chosen Person lay his son on a sacrificial altar before doing an "LOL, just kidding."

 

[Kepler]

"Psych!"

 

[MissThundercat]

Another example of how OT God is SOOOO loving:

Abraham fucks Hagar, a house girl.
Hagar gets pregnant with Ishmael.
Hagar and Ishmael get kicked out with virtually no assistance.

 

[LynahFan]

Didn’t let her have an abortion, no assistance? That tracks.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Abraham fucks Hagar, a house girl.
Hagar gets pregnant with Ishmael.
Hagar and Ishmael get kicked out with virtually no assistance.

Adam, the First Man
Cain, the First Killer
Abraham, the First Republican

 

[Kepler]

Old wine in new bottles.

 

[MissThundercat]

Things I've learned recently:

Apostle Paul on the road to Damascus probably had schizo or some kind of psychosis.

John, the guy who wrote Revelation, was a massive drunk to begin with. And Patmos is home to mushrooms that will make you trip balls. Which explains Revelation.

 

[LynahFan]

Things I've learned recently:

Apostle Paul on the road to Damascus probably had schizo or some kind of psychosis.

John, the guy who wrote Revelation, was a massive drunk to begin with. And Patmos is home to mushrooms that will make you trip balls. Which explains Revelation.

There is ALWAYS a more probable explanation than an invisible, omniscient being who refuses to reveal that he exists.

-Thomas Bayes

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

There is ALWAYS a more probable explanation than an invisible, omniscient being who refuses to reveal that he exists.

-Thomas Bayes

And if you don't do everything he says, he will send you to a place of fire, and smoke, and torture for all eternity...



...but he loves you!

 

[MissThundercat]

And if you don't do everything he says, he will send you to a place of fire, and smoke, and torture for all eternity...



...but he loves you!

Job. Good dude. Didn't do anything wrong.
wrong. But caught leprosy and lost all his assets when God and the devil made a lunch time bet.

 

[Jimjamesak]

And if you don't do everything he says, he will send you to a place of fire, and smoke, and torture for all eternity...



...but he loves you!

And he needs money.

He always needs money.