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MissThundercat said:
I'm grateful to be done with retail work this year. The "War On Christmas" crowd are the worst humans on the face of the planet as it is, more so between November 1 and January 1.

At 11:59 AM, they hear "go in peace to love and serve the Lord," then by 12:06 PM they're screaming at some poor 18 year old girl trying to move the line through.
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Having worked as a retail manager for a big box store for a few years, I’ll never go back to working with the general public. I’ve been punched, bitten, scratched, and spit on in the past month alone at my current job. Give me that every. single. day. over listening to white trash tell me that I suck at my job, while I helplessly watch her husband steal two fragrance sets from the top of counter display.
 
Pretty much:

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"And though he had almost flunked in Greek, his thesis on 'Sixteen Ways of Paying a Church Debt' had won the ten-dollar prize in Practical Theology."

-- Elmer Gantry
 
FadeToBlack&Gold said:
I sat alone in the dark one night
Tuning in by remote
I found a preacher who spoke of the light
But there was brimstone in his throat
He'd show me the way according to him
In return for my personal check
I flipped my channel back to CNN
And I lit another cigarette
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+10 points for that reference.
 
Tax them all. Many are little more than shell corporations for their leaders to amass wealth. All while spitting on what their religious texts actually tell them to do. Especially the so-called Xtians, who really should all go re-read Matthew 19:16-22, Luke 12:13-21, and Luke 16:10-15. And lest they think that coughing up a couple dead Presidents for the collection basket each Sunday is a good showing, they should also review Mark 12:41-44.

Oh, and then there's this gem. If you get federal money while sitting on billions in reserve funds and assets, you should be fucking taxed up the wazoo.
 
You know what else shouldn't count as real charitable giving? Donating to parochial and private schools. As I know damn well, most of those students are already from blue-blooded stock.
 
A prominent Mormon in Utah, one who donated lots of money, wrote a letter politely saying "screw you, my family and I are out of here."
 
FadeToBlack&Gold said:
I wish we could. Cons would absolutely soil themselves.
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There’s no wish needed - the state already has all the legal authority it needs to revoke their tax exempt status due to political activity.

Just need to grow some balls and focus on the long game, not the short-term shitstorm that would obviously result.
 
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