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Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

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In the recent elections the Green Party made significant inroads in the State of Guacamole.
 
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It turns out that the person who wrote the definitive textbook on partnerships / LLCs / S-Corporations is also an exceptional gastroenterologist: a real expert on a wide variety of pass-through entities.
 
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Kid: Dad, it's cold in here.
Dad: Go stand in the corner.
Kid: Why?
Dad: The corner is 90 degrees.
 
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The art thief, when the police were closing in, decided to take the Monet and run.
 
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There was a sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
 
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Why did the perpendicular angle always have to correct her more obtuse husband?

She was always right.
 
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A man was attacked in the street by two disguised individuals, one dressed as a sodium chloride molecule and another dressed as the Energizer bunny.

Police determined that the attack was a salt and battery.
 
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Scott said:
A man was attacked in the street by two disguised individuals, one dressed as a sodium chloride molecule and another dressed as the Energizer bunny.

Police determined that the attack was a salt and battery.
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He should have used pepper spray.
 
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