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Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

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I saw a good one in the newspaper yesterday. there is a comic strip called "Rhymes with Orange" that has whimsical takes on life.

There were two leopards sitting in a tree, and one says to the other, "I have a taste for rhesus pieces."
 
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It's been a while since I last looked at the periodic table of the elements. I see now that they have completed the bottom row and it now goes all the way up to atomic number 118.

Funny thing is, I've never heard of "unobtanium" before. :confused:
 
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FreshFish said:
I saw a good one in the newspaper yesterday. there is a comic strip called "Rhymes with Orange" that has whimsical takes on life.

There were two leopards sitting in a tree, and one says to the other, "I have a taste for rhesus pieces."
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The other replied, "No reason to go ape over them."
 
Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

FreshFish said:
I saw a good one in the newspaper yesterday. there is a comic strip called "Rhymes with Orange" that has whimsical takes on life.

There were two leopards sitting in a tree, and one says to the other, "I have a taste for rhesus pieces."
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Glad you spotted that one.
 
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the ref went up to a notoriously dirty hockey player and told him he would be thrown out of the game. premature ejectulation..

(credit to mr huskyfan)
 
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