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Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

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You guys know why as a cosmetic surgeon I enjoy what I do so much-it has been an uplifting experience.
 
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I try to keep away from this thread but it is like when i forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.
 
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joecct said:
Where is this thread headed?
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oh, cut it out. you tailored that remark just to needle me, didn't you?

Well, I have to chalk one up in your favor, I guess. You handled that one seamlessly. Pocket it for the future. You really collared that whole idea. You know, it probably is more suitable for me to stop now.
 
FreshFish said:
oh, cut it out. you tailored that remark just to needle me, didn't you?

Well, I have to chalk one up in your favor, I guess. You handled that one seamlessly. Pocket it for the future. You really collared that whole idea. You know, it probably is more suitable for me to stop now.
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But if I zipper it up I may get belted.

I trust I did not throw you for a loup, otherwise you'd throw me to the wolves.
 
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FreshFish said:
oh, cut it out. you tailored that remark just to needle me, didn't you?

Well, I have to chalk one up in your favor, I guess. You handled that one seamlessly. Pocket it for the future. You really collared that whole idea. You know, it probably is more suitable for me to stop now.
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I hope you stop shortly or else you could have us all panting. Would not want to have to cuff you or sock you.
 
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joecct said:
True, but I hear that when Dr. D hears Jenny play the piano, he gets pianist envy.
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I understand part of the envy stems from Dr D feeling he does not hold a note to playing the piano like Jenny does, which is understandable.
 
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As you may know, Mahatma Gandhi was quite a man. He was reported to be able to see the future. He walked everywhere, which led to terrible callouses on his feet. He was also very weak from the hunger strikes he partook in. Unfortunately, he was also diagnosed as having chronic bad breath brought on by the enormous amounts of curry that he ate. I believe that made him a

Super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
 
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