Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1
You're not too far from us-Jen and I could just dash over.
You're not too far from us-Jen and I could just dash over.
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Really Terrible Puns Vol 1
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I'm close to Ralph. Just paid Mom's NJ death taxes. As much as I love my native state, after writing the checks, no.
BTW, put the accent on the first syllable.
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um, CONsole = dash(board), no?
I think we may have gotten all the mileage we can get from this sequence, unless someone gets another spark of inspiration.
um, CONsole = dash(board), no?
I think we may have gotten all the mileage we can get from this sequence, unless someone gets another spark of inspiration.
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How much thyme before the next food additive pun is used? Next season?
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Good one! I'll have to salt it away for future use, at which time I can pepper my correspondence with it.
Good one! I'll have to salt it away for future use, at which time I can pepper my correspondence with it.
I'm too chicken to put a steak in this thread. Something's fishy about the posters.
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9 out of 10 dentists prefer surfing on the wave crest
Somebody's been watching old Batman reruns.
9 out of 10 dentists prefer surfing on the wave crest
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9 out of 10 people believe that, out of 10 people, 1 will always disagree with the other 9.
9 out of 10 people believe that, out of 10 people, 1 will always disagree with the other 9.
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A man and his wife went to a food festival. There, you could pick one dessert that you thought was going to win first prize, and the winner would be entered into a raffle to win some money. The man's wife picked the apple pie to win, while the man picked a frozen concoction. The wife questioned her husband's ridiculous pick to win. The man responded, "I know this is going to win. I know a sherbet when I see it."
A man and his wife went to a food festival. There, you could pick one dessert that you thought was going to win first prize, and the winner would be entered into a raffle to win some money. The man's wife picked the apple pie to win, while the man picked a frozen concoction. The wife questioned her husband's ridiculous pick to win. The man responded, "I know this is going to win. I know a sherbet when I see it."
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Did you ever see the comedy routine about the person who wanted to use sign language, but had a stutter?
(no pun, just a really funny image)
Did you ever see the comedy routine about the person who wanted to use sign language, but had a stutter?
(no pun, just a really funny image)
As a stutterer I am offended. I think I'm going to Fight 'n Sue for my rights!!!
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