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Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

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DrDemento said:
A psychiatrist friend of mine just opened a combined practice with a new proctologist in town-I just saw their new sign-"Odds and Ends"
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One of my favorite store signs in (relatively progressive) Minneapolis was on a sex shop: "Actually, What You Do In Your Bedroom IS Our Business."
 
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Twitch Boy said:
One of my favorite store signs in (relatively progressive) Minneapolis was on a sex shop: "Actually, What You Do In Your Bedroom IS Our Business."
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Years ago driving around in upstate NY in the Adirondacks we came upon a truck in front of us that was a sewer and cess pool service-on the back of his truck the sign read-" Your number 2 is our number 1"
 
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DrDemento said:
Years ago driving around in upstate NY in the Adirondacks we came upon a truck in front of us that was a sewer and cess pool service-on the back of his truck the sign read-" Your number 2 is our number 1"
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I've also seen, "We're #1 in the #2 business."
 
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LynahFan said:
I've also seen, "We're #1 in the #2 business."
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In order to earn a living I could probably do just about anything-and would. Never refused any job to work my way through school. But i just do not think I could deal with that stuff. It is a necessary job and thankfully others do it. The closest i came (and actually it was a great job was tending horses in Saratoga and cleaning out their stalls one summer.
 
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What do you get when you have a steam engine improver, an electromagnetic wave discoverer, and a telegraph inventor together at the Roxbury nightclub?

Watt is love? Baby don't Hertz me, don't Hertz me no Morse...
 
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Anyone know of a good concrete driveway contractor that I could hire? I hope it doesn't take too long to cement this deal. :p
 
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KIWI Business man...
A New Zealander just started his own business in Afghanistan .
He's making land mines that look like prayer mats.
It's doing well.
He says prophets are going through the roof.
 
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Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from Sing Sing? The newspaper said he was a small medium at large.
 
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There was a person who had a complicated set of psychological issues related to clusters of buildings grouped together for a common purpose.....

yes, the poor fellow suffered from a complex complex complex. :eek:
 
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It wasn't school John disliked it was just the principal of it.
 
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We never got the tent up because of all the missed stakes we had.
 
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I heard a rumor that President Obama is considering an executive order designed to shore up his support among breast cancer survivors. He wants every automobile in the country to be painted a light red shade, to make us a pink-car nation.
 
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FreshFish said:
There was a person who had a complicated set of psychological issues related to clusters of buildings grouped together for a common purpose.....

yes, the poor fellow suffered from a complex complex complex. :eek:
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Reminds me of one from Sondheim, from Into the Woods as Jack's mom is telling him to sell their cow: "We've no time to sit and dither, while her withers wither with her."
 
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LynahFan said:
Reminds me of one from Sondheim, from Into the Woods as Jack's mom is telling him to sell their cow: "We've no time to sit and dither, while her withers wither with her."
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are you saying that their cow was an udder failure?
 
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The Bugle has the best horrible pun runs.
 
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Did you hear about the boarding house that blew up?

Roomers are flying!

The Knock Knock Wall circa 1969-70...
 
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