Really Terrible Puns, v 10

[joecct]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Is Velcro a rip off?

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

The patron saint of copying people into emails is St. Francis of a CC.

 

[dxmnkd316]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Is Velcro a rip off?

Yes, buy this instead:
https://www.3m.com/3M/en_US/company...0815+8710962+8711017+8716319+3294857497&rt=r3

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. Students know this, so they need to divide and conquer, and hopefully... subtract them one by one.

 

[joecct]

We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. Students know this, so they need to divide and conquer, and hopefully... subtract them one by one.

And then they get integrated into society.

 

[owslachief]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

And then they get integrated into society.

Sum people

 

[joecct]

Sum people

You have all the answers!

 

[The Sicatoka]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I find most of these responses rather derivative.

 

[joecct]

I find most of these responses rather derivative.

We have our limits.

 

[St. Clown]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

We have our limits.

Have they ever approached zero?

 

[joecct]

Have they ever approached zero?

with certain posters, yes (just as I assume they have with me).

 

[Jimjamesak]

We have our limits.

<img src="https://i.imgur.com/VQtuN8R.gif"></img>

(Sorry, you may go back to your jokes)

 

[Twitch Boy]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

So a couple of my friends and I started a band. We're called 1023 MB.

We don't have any gigs yet.

 

[joecct]

So a couple of my friends and I started a band. We're called 1023 MB.

We don't have any gigs yet.

That bytes

 

[The Sicatoka]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

So a couple of my friends and I started a band. We're called 1023 MB.

We don't have any gigs yet.

What's the word? Any nibbles?

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

What's with all the hate for necromancers? Can't a guy just raise a family in peace?

 

[The Sicatoka]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Somebody asked me how many people work in my office.

"About half."

 

[The Sicatoka]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

My neighbor named his dogs Rolex and Timex.

They're watch dogs.

 

[joecct]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

@CapCareyWDT: If you are on Keto or Atkins can you still watch Indianapolis Carb Day?

 

[aparch]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Saw on a friends FB:

There once was a girl from Purdue
Who kept a young cat in a pew
She taught it to speak
Alphabetical Greek
But it never got farther than μ