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Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I always knock on the door of the refrigerator... just in case there's a salad dressing.
 
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*two knights are fighting*

Knight 1: Why are you fighting me with a block of cheese?
Knight 2: It's extra sharp.
 
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

It's not a pun, but ...

Chuck Norris has the coronavirus. Coronavirus has been quarantined for 14 days.
 
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It shouldn’t be a surprise that Joe came back strong against Bernie.

He was just Biden his time
 
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My nurse came into my office just now and told me I had a psychiatric patient in the waiting room who said he was invisible. I told her I couldn't see him.
 
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!
 
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Not a pun, but I want to share my Come On Eileen parody:

Covid 19
slow the spread of disease
use your elbow, when you cough or sneeze

Social distance
Introverts sure love it
I need 6 feet, stay away from me!
 
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I had a difficult time in becoming a Dermatologist. I had to start from scratch!

But was finally successful since I made no rash decisions.
 
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What are your #SocialDistancingPickUpLines ?

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6ft of me?

You Smell So Good, Is That Purell You're Wearing?
 
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