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Really Terrible Puns, v 10

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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"
 
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From Psych:

Carlton Lassiter: Hey, we found prints.
Shawn Spencer: Was he in a little red corvette?
Burton 'Gus' Guster: Under the cherry moon?
Carlton Lassiter: FINGER prints!
 
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Jeopardy last night had a category called "Punny Knights."

Questions included "who is Sir Loin?", "Who is Sir Cumstantial?", "Who is Sir Ly?"
 
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Adjectives for $200

Laura Ingalls Wilder's mom was Laura Ingalls Wild.
Her daughter was Laura Ingalls Wildest.
 
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Walked by an old shoe shop today, and the sign said...

I will heel you...
I will save your sole...
I will even DYE for you.
 
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A friend of mine was talking about the Five-Second Rule the other day. I could not figure out how inbounding a basketball had anything to do with picking food up off the floor. :confused:
 
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Want to find out how heavy a chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now...
 
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