Really Terrible Puns, v 10

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

When did Lake Ontario move?

I read this pun on a T-shirt.

 

[MissThundercat]

By the way, you said you'd karaoke Whitesnake with me, but you lied, so here I go again on my own...

 

[NEWI Badger Fan]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Parallel lines have so much in common....It's a shame they'll never meet.

 

[MissThundercat]

Psychic fair cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

 

[FreshFish]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Psychic fair cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

the male psychic was a virgin, he was afraid to damage his crystal balls.

 

[joecct]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Apple wants to create more Jobs

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Cannibal : someone who is fed up with people.

 

[joecct]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

 

[MissThundercat]

Math majors: not only are they irrational, they all like to go off on a tangent.

 

[MissThundercat]

Are you made of copper and Tellurium?

Because you're CuTe.

 

[FreshFish]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Why did the stoner convert to Judaism?

-- better to celebrate the High Holy Days.

 

[FreshFish]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Seen in a syndicated bridge column.

"I asked Cy the Cynic how many people work in his office. 'About half of them,' he replied."

 

[MissThundercat]

Mountains aren't just funny, they're hilly areas.

 

[NEWI Badger Fan]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

RIP boiled water. You will be mist.

 

[joecct]

RIP boiled water. You will be mist.

When did it happen? I'm steamed!

 

[NEWI Badger Fan]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

When did it happen? I'm steamed!

the incident precipitated a crisis.

 

[joecct]

the incident precipitated a crisis.

just a drop in the hat.

 

[FreshFish]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

the incident precipitated a crisis.

Nice! you did that so fluidly...

 

[MissThundercat]

Last year, I joined a group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet.

 

[FreshFish]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Last year, I joined a group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet.

are you sure you didn't mix up their schedule with that of the self-help group for procrastinators?