Really Terrible Puns, v 10

[FreshFish]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

There is a German brew pub in Manhattan that claims to have the best wurst in town.

I'm glad they updated their website. An earlier version was all text, and filled with terrible prose. Then someone tried to turn it into poetry, but that was just going from bad to verse.

There was a big story there a few years ago, a young Scottish model got into a dispute with a famous designer. The tabloids had a field day: "Lass shall be first, Furst shall be last."

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I hath indeed mortally wounded the constable, however, I firmly deny firing a high-velocity projectile at his squire.

 

[The Sicatoka]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

There is a German brew pub in Manhattan that claims to have the best wurst in town.

The wurst in Dickinson, ND.

 

[wolverineTrumpet]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

The wurst in Dickinson, ND.

I see your wurst shop and raise you The Wurst Bar in Ypsilanti, MI

 

[joecct]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I see your wurst shop and raise you The Wurst Bar in Ypsilanti, MI

The Wurst is yet to come!

 

[MissThundercat]

Where does Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives.

 

[FreshFish]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Where does Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives.

thanks for keeping that one concise! sometimes people start with a great idea, but then drone on and on about it.

 

[joecct]

thanks for keeping that one concise! sometimes people start with a great idea, but then drone on and on about it.

Now don't stir up a hornet's nest!

 

[FreshFish]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Now don't stir up a hornet's nest!

ok, fine, I'll just buzz off then.

 

[FreshFish]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I like alliteration using the 16[SUP]th[/SUP] letter of the alphabet, that plosive 'p' packs a particularly powerful punch.

 

[MissThundercat]

thanks for keeping that one concise! sometimes people start with a great idea, but then drone on and on about it.

I got this pun from the Queen.

 

[MissThundercat]

What do astronauts eat at NASA parties?

Milky Ways.

 

[joecct]

What do astronauts eat at NASA parties?

Milky Ways.

I respectfully disagree. It's Mars Bars. Though I think Mike & Ike will stir up the pot with their contrarian posts.

They'll be right on the Dots, too.

 

[FreshFish]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

What do astronauts eat at NASA parties?

Milky Ways.

They might have that for dessert, I think for the main course they serve launch meat....

 

[MissThundercat]

They might have that for dessert, I think for the main course they serve launch meat....

Speaking of NASA, did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there's no atmosphere.

 

[FreshFish]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Speaking of NASA, did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

Isn't the main facility closed for repairs, so that all the customers now are forced to dine in the satellite location?

 

[joecct]

Isn't the main facility closed for repairs, so that all the customers now are forced to dine in the satellite location?

The business cratered, that's why it moved. Business owners should be aware of the dark side of owning a lunar company.

 

[MissThundercat]

I put my root beer in a square glass, and now it's just beer.

 

[FreshFish]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I put my root beer in a square glass, and now it's just beer.

did you put a cube in it to keep it cold?

 

[MissThundercat]

did you put a cube in it to keep it cold?

That improved the taste exponentially.