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Really Terrible Puns, v 10
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Isn't i imaginary? Did you hallucinate the whole thing?
MissThundercat
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Spring is here, and I'm so excited that I wet my plants.
Spring is here, and I'm so excited that I wet my plants.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Happy Pi Day.
never talk to Pi. He'll go on forever.
never talk to Pi. He'll go on forever.
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I don't talk to Pi. He is so irrational.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Did you know that 3.14% of sailors are pi-rates?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
A number of naturalistic religions celebrated the vernal equinox or saluted the appearance of new growth after the dead of winter. Many of these traditions have been subsumed into the Christian holy day we call Easter, in late March or early April.
Seems a bit unbalanced to me that we also don't also celebrate the autumnal equinox and salute a successful harvest in late September or early October...perhaps call it "Wester"?
or maybe "Oktoberfest" is a better name for it.....
A number of naturalistic religions celebrated the vernal equinox or saluted the appearance of new growth after the dead of winter. Many of these traditions have been subsumed into the Christian holy day we call Easter, in late March or early April.
Seems a bit unbalanced to me that we also don't also celebrate the autumnal equinox and salute a successful harvest in late September or early October...perhaps call it "Wester"?
or maybe "Oktoberfest" is a better name for it.....
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Wait for it......
Pi are round ---- cake are square!
A little late, but as everyone knows......
Wait for it......
Pi are round ---- cake are square!
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
and for those pirates who retire from the sea and take up a life of farming, do you know that they typically charge a buck-an-ear for corn-on-the-cob?
and for those pirates who retire from the sea and take up a life of farming, do you know that they typically charge a buck-an-ear for corn-on-the-cob?
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
You have energy and mass. You matter.
And potential
MissThundercat
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I buy all my guns from a guy named "T-Rex." He's a small arms dealer.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
When you have a party in space, you planet. However, don't invite the sun. He thinks everything revolves around him.
When you have a party in space, you planet. However, don't invite the sun. He thinks everything revolves around him.
Jow much of that 42% are you getting back?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
I won't know until I turn 67.....if I manage to live that long.
I won't know until I turn 67.....if I manage to live that long.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Using chromosomes in advertising, because sex cells.
It's never ova until we say it's ova!
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Hey Joe, I was looking at this X-ray of your upper arm, and I found this humerus.