I can settle this whole Defense Debate based on some serious science and careful review of playing time, stats and tendencies.
1. Jake Walman- my binky since last season. I love his game, he's my favorite player and his Mom is 12 on a scale of 1-10.
2. Florentino- From West Roxbury. Enough said!

My second favorite player on the team after Walman.
3. Desharnis- You can't coach size. He's a monster who will crush people once he gets his feet wet. No man-crush yet but I could see it happening in the future.
4. Monk- We have a player named Monk playing for the Friars. That's destiny!!! The stars are starting to align, he's gonna be good!
5. Parisi/Gilmour- flip a coin. I did. Four times and it came out for each player twice...I dare not flip again. That's bad juju.
The Friars are #2 in the country and they seem to be taking this season in stride without believing their own press clippings. Life is good and I'm enjoying the ride. They can score goals and the defense is pretty solid. What's not to like?
BTW If Jake's Mom and I do get married, I'm willing to change my name. Just sayin.