Now that's a quality troll job, and an even better clickbait headline:
Donald Trump Prison Proposal Released (msn.com)
Donald Trump Prison Proposal Released (msn.com)
2.5 business days until the trial starts. Why does it feel like there is only a 10% chance it actually happens?
Donald Trump’s lawyer in his “hush money” case served the wrong guy with court papers — demanding that a Brooklyn man with nothing to do with the upcoming trial turn over evidence, prosecutors said Tuesday.
The pre-trial flub came after Trump attorney Todd Blanche sent a subpoena to a man they believed to be former District Attorney Supervising Rackets Investigator Jeremy Rosenberg in March, seeking files related to Trump’s fixer-turned-enemy Michael Cohen, the Manhattan DA’s office said.
Former US President Donald Trump, with his lawyer Todd Blanche. AFP via Getty Images
But the man was, in fact, a separate Jeremy Rosenberg — a Brooklyn resident who appears to have had a bit of fun with Trump’s attorneys.
“I don’t have any files for you,” Rosenberg wrote back to the Trump lawyers, according to a filing from Trump’s attorneys released Monday.
Rosenberg added that the “phone number you provided was disconnected” and that he’d be keeping the $15 Trump’s lawyers had sent him to help pay for sending the documents.
Only *the* best people.
He only hires the best. We know that. He told us.
Gotta do something about those illegal adlinthins.
Gotta do something about those illegal adlinthins.
Apparently Trump fell asleep in court today.
Apparently Trump fell asleep in court today.
Probably just trying to present himself as a gentle, senile old man.