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POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

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Is he going to name Jared in his place?
 
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"Too crazy for Bolton." Huh.
 
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I can picture the meeting when he got turfed unfolding like this:

Chump: John, a lot of people in my adminstration don't see eye to eye with your suggestions, so I have to let you go.

Bolton: Now hold on Mr. President, I understand that some of my ideas are a bit radical, but -

Chump: (cuts him off) If only. Problem is your suggestions are too tame.

Bolton: Umm...whaaaa???

Chump: Yup, no room for moderates in my cult. Collect your last paycheck and get out.

(Bolton gets up and slowly backs out of the room).
 
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Rover said:
I can picture the meeting when he got turfed unfolding like this:

Chump: John, a lot of people in my adminstration don't see eye to eye with your suggestions, so I have to let you go.

Bolton: Now hold on Mr. President, I understand that some of my ideas are a bit radical, but -

Chump: (cuts him off) If only. Problem is your suggestions are too tame.

Bolton: Umm...whaaaa???

Chump: Yup, no room for moderates in my cult. Collect your last paycheck and get out.

(Bolton gets up and slowly backs out of the room).
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Another case of your imagination straying incredibly far from reality, Chump lacks the balls to directly fire someone. ;)
 
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Pastor hits back after inadvertently coming under fire from Donald Trump

Mr Trump meant to mention ABC World News reporter Jonathan Karl in a tweet criticising his reporting of his response to hurricane relief efforts.

Instead he mentioned Rev Jonathan Carl, a pastor from Kentucky.

Rev Carl wrote an open letter to the president explaining how the consequences of his tweet made him feel.
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When the President of the USA accidentally tags you in a tweet...you get a lot of interesting correspondence lol!! <br><br>Praying for those in the path of the hurricane and for all of our… <a href="https://t.co/tQ4ss8jTZ1">https://t.co/tQ4ss8jTZ1</a></p>— Jonathan Carl (@jonathancarl) <a href="https://twitter.com/jonathancarl/status/1168712329351094273?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 3, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

"Although I was an accidental casualty caught in the cross-fire of your 'lightweight' tweet, your attack was very purposeful and hurtful," he said.

"Our words overflow from our hearts and can quickly evidence the health or sickness of our souls. Your heart must be in a dangerous place to have such a consistent flow of defamation and disrespect towards so many."

He also urged the president to be slow to tweet, apologise more, choose kindness and exercise humility.

"It is wonderful that you want to communicate frequently with your constituency and the world. Exercise self-control and be more patient and selective with your correspondence," he said.

"You called an experienced reporter a 'lightweight'. Let's be honest, you are a lightweight too. We all are.

"God is the only heavyweight who knows it all and gets it right all the time. That should keep things in perspective for all of us. You are not the ultimate Commander-In-Chief. May we all be reminded of our national motto, 'In God We Trust' and be more faithful to Him."

Rev Carl signed the letter: "Sincerely, Jonathan Carl, A Lightweight Husband, Father, Pastor, and Latest Trump-Tweet Casualty."
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jerphisch said:
Another case of your imagination straying incredibly far from reality, Chump lacks the balls to directly fire someone. ;)
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See, I picture him running his administration like that stupid reality show, where he gets off on telling people "You're fired." He probably even has it filmed like he's still doing The Apprentice.
 
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Rover said:
See, I picture him running his administration like that stupid reality show, where he gets off on telling people "You're fired." He probably even has it filmed like he's still doing The Apprentice.
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It's been established he never fires them himself because he's such a coward. He sends his chief of staff to do it or he just leaks it like a little b-tch.
 
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rufus said:
Bolton just bailed cause he couldn't get his Iran invasion.
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If that's true the should have hung on. When Dump drops into the 30s he's going to need war fever.
 
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Kepler said:
If that's true the should have hung on. When Dump drops into the 30s he's going to need war fever.
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Yeah very strange. I cant imagine there is a bigger war monger out there and Dump is going to need a good war in a year or so...
 
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">NEW POLL: Trump trailing Andrew Yang by 8 points in New Hampshire <a href="https://t.co/NlDAGFuf0H">https://t.co/NlDAGFuf0H</a> <a href="https://t.co/sWBqaJd1SW">pic.twitter.com/sWBqaJd1SW</a></p>— The Hill (@thehill) <a href="https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1171522262903582720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 10, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

No I dont think it means anything...but come on that is funny :) Pretty sure I am polling higher than Yang ;)
 
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Handyman said:
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">NEW POLL: Trump trailing Andrew Yang by 8 points in New Hampshire <a href="https://t.co/NlDAGFuf0H">https://t.co/NlDAGFuf0H</a> <a href="https://t.co/sWBqaJd1SW">pic.twitter.com/sWBqaJd1SW</a></p>— The Hill (@thehill) <a href="https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1171522262903582720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 10, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

No I dont think it means anything...but come on that is funny :) Pretty sure I am polling higher than Yang ;)
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My cat is polling higher than Yang.
 
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