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POTUS 45.22 - The Genius of Donald Trump

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Welp, our beloved and respected president has been kicked off Twitter.

EDIT: He's back now. Ah well.
 
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That whole oil-lamp-eight days thing is only in the Catholic bible*. Here, borrow mine. ;)


*Maccabees

If by "only in the Catholic Bible" you mean "Story from the Old Testament" then yes you are correct. The story of Judah and the Maccabees is not a Catholic tale it is a Jewish one. It is literally the basis for the holiday Hanukkah. (which is not celebrated by any Catholic I know)
 
If by "only in the Catholic Bible" you mean "Story from the Old Testament" then yes you are correct. The story of Judah and the Maccabees is not a Catholic tale it is a Jewish one. It is literally the basis for the holiday Hanukkah. (which is not celebrated by any Catholic I know)

If Francis stays in office long enough, you never know.
 
If by "only in the Catholic Bible" you mean "Story from the Old Testament" then yes you are correct. The story of Judah and the Maccabees is not a Catholic tale it is a Jewish one. It is literally the basis for the holiday Hanukkah. (which is not celebrated by any Catholic I know)

But it is also contained in the Catholic Bible, but not Protestant ones (yes, there's a difference).
 
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But it is also contained in the Catholic Bible, but not Protestant ones (yes, there's a difference).

I know the Old Testament is in the Catholic Bible...but it is quite the misnomer to pretend Judah and the Macabees is a Catholic story. It would be like saying the Jesus story is a Muslim tale.

I also know there is a difference between the New Testaments. Not my fault the Goys couldnt decide on which crappy sequel was better :p
 
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Apparently it was deleted by a Twitter employee/hero on his last day work.

If he had just tweeted "I hereby resign the office of President of the United States."

You know, since it's considered official correspondence by the courts.
 
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If Mookie can..... kep didn’t receive proper credit for the picture with the Kentucky Fried Babies bucket :D

F ing funny :)
 
I know the Old Testament is in the Catholic Bible...but it is quite the misnomer to pretend Judah and the Macabees is a Catholic story. It would be like saying the Jesus story is a Muslim tale.

I also know there is a difference between the New Testaments. Not my fault the Goys couldnt decide on which crappy sequel was better :p

No, the core of the Old Testament is in all Christian Bibles, but the Catholic version contains extra books.

He was making a poor attempt at a joke.
 
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It is literally the basis for the holiday Hanukkah. (which is not celebrated by any Catholic I know)

Therein must lie a tale. I never thought of it before, but why don't Christians celebrate Jewish OT holidays? Their prophets are our* prophets. Just because we don't have to follow The Law doesn't mean we should turn down the excuse for a party (or, you know, repentance).

Christianity is supposed to be New and Improved Judaism, and Islam Even MORE Improved Judaism, with New Blue Diamonds!. The later releases ought to have kept the better features of the former.

* Don't have a heart attack. I was raised Christian and none of it is real anyway, so hey, go with it when there's gifts to be had!
 
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If by "only in the Catholic Bible" you mean "Story from the Old Testament" then yes you are correct. The story of Judah and the Maccabees is not a Catholic tale it is a Jewish one. It is literally the basis for the holiday Hanukkah. (which is not celebrated by any Catholic I know)

Where is it written down? Maccabees. Where do you have to go to find Maccabees? Well, the Catholic bible. Not all Jewish texts include Maccabees and definitely not in the Protestant versions. The Catholic bible always includes Maccabees as one of the deuterocanonical texts. Forgive me for using the Catholic definition, namely:

The deuterocanonical books (from the Greek meaning "belonging to the second canon") are the books and passages of the Christian Old Testament that are not part of the Hebrew Bible. The term, used since the 16th century by the Catholic Church and sometimes by Orthodox Christianity, distinguishes these texts from the protocanonical books, which are the books contained in the Hebrew canon.

So yeah, Maccabees, Jewish, Hanukkah. But yeah, find the story in the Catholic bible. I never claimed the story as "Catholic". So, as I said, would you like to borrow my Catholic bible to read the story? Do I need to teach you more about your religion? ;)

Learn more about Maccabees and Jewish texts ... from a Jewish instructor.
 
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Christianity is supposed to be New and Improved Judaism, ...[/SIZE]

I used to eat lunch daily with a Jew and an Episcopalian.
The Jew called me (the Catholic) "the reformed Jew" and the Episcopalian "the reformed Catholic." :D
 
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I used to eat lunch daily with a Jew and an Episcopalian.
The Jew called me (the Catholic) "the reformed Jew" and the Episcopalian "the reformed Catholic." :D

That's great. :)

You should have called them father and disappointing son. ;)
 
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