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Nice Plant #7: Get me off of this planet

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I swear, I'm going to conjure up an official-looking story about a health organization recommending that men over 19 should remove their nipples. I'll put it on FB. Then we can all sit back and count the number of idiots in the ER because they were sawing away in the kitchen with a steak knife.
 
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Hammer said:
I swear, I'm going to conjure up an official-looking story about a health organization recommending that men over 19 should remove their nipples. I'll put it on FB. Then we can all sit back and count the number of idiots in the ER because they were sawing away in the kitchen with a steak knife.
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God Bless America :eek:
 
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Hey. At least I'm not having them saw on something else.

Besides, if it's on the internet, it must be true.
 
Hammer said:
I swear, I'm going to conjure up an official-looking story about a health organization recommending that men over 19 should remove their nipples. I'll put it on FB. Then we can all sit back and count the number of idiots in the ER because they were sawing away in the kitchen with a steak knife.
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Back in the day the women at the health concern I was working for would forward those annoying chain mails (previous email addresses intact) to everyone in the company.

I was going to start a rumor that Taco Bell had a trial at select locations where they sold a new "Exploding Grande Gordita" but had to pull it off the market because it was so hot that people who ate it were bursting into flames.

I still wonder why I didn't bother starting that rumor...
 
MountieBoyOz said:
I mean shouldn't we have a channel that plays music videos? That would be a novel idea.
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If you have an AppleTV or Roku there is a channel called Vevo TV. They air nothing but music videos, and even have blocks of programming for genre's of music.
 
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Hammer said:
Hey. At least I'm not having them saw on something else.

Besides, if it's on the internet, it must be true.
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I thought his "God Bless America" comment was a reference to the movie of that same title. The main character has a similar outlook on pop culture to what you just displayed, only he really gets cracking with his shovel. And replace shovel with gun.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1912398/?ref_=nv_sr_1
 
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Hammer said:
I swear, I'm going to conjure up an official-looking story about a health organization recommending that men over 19 should remove their nipples. I'll put it on FB. Then we can all sit back and count the number of idiots in the ER because they were sawing away in the kitchen with a steak knife.
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But then they would be confused with aliens from the Planet Cro. Everyone knows that the Croatians have no nipples.
 
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aparch said:
If you have an AppleTV or Roku there is a channel called Vevo TV. They air nothing but music videos, and even have blocks of programming for genre's of music.
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I'm somewhat familiar with them. I'm just being a curmudgeon that wishes the M in MTV stood for music and not morons.
 
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FadeToBlack&Gold said:
You're forgetting this is in SE Asia, many known child molesters have hidden there for years and quietly engaged in serial child trafficking. A Nazi-themed cafe, while twisted and bizarre, ought to be the least of that region's worries.
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I think Gary Glitter was caught there for being vile to kids. I do like how they handle the really guilty parties. Firing squad. That needs to happen in the U.S.
 
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Some fat ducking ccksucker in Georgia stole my credit card number.

Went to ****ing Publix and Chil-fil-a (where they spent $38 fat ****ers).

This was a brand new effing card that was issues after the target breach. Unbelievable.

Props to capital one who nailed it.
 
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Gary Oldman Might Want to Word Things Differently

I dont buy for one second the spin job by his manager but even if you take it at face value and he is mocking the absurd by being absurd you wouldnt have your manager spin it you would own it.

He was doing fine until he started defending what Gibson said...he is right about the hypocrisy in liberal Hollywood. Gibson isnt an outcast though because he "bit the hand that feeds" he is an outcast because he has lost his flipping mind.
 
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Yeah, if it was me I wouldn't touch Gibson with a 10-foot pole, but he went there...

I was kind of surprised, Oldman might be one of the last Hollywood people I would've expected to pop off like this. Wonder if he's off the wagon.
 
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St. Clown said:
I thought his "God Bless America" comment was a reference to the movie of that same title. The main character has a similar outlook on pop culture to what you just displayed, only he really gets cracking with his shovel. And replace shovel with gun.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1912398/?ref_=nv_sr_1
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Such a great movie.


And personally, I loathe the "I don't know if this is true or not, but pass it along!" things you see on the internet. IF YOU DON'T KNOW IT'S TRUE, DON'T SAY ANYTHING UNTIL YOU FIND OUT! Ugh.
 
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