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Nice Planet IX: Oh that's just GREAT...

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Man, where can I get me some of that black skin? This ol' white skin has been holding me down all these years!

Well, it IS mud season... and I do recall, in books from the earlier parts of the 20th Century, there were instructions on how to make a black person appear white...
 
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"I'm a very, you know, lucky guy. I've got a lot going for me: I'm healthy, I'm relatively young, I'm white...which, thank God for that sh**, boy. That is a huge leg up. Are you kidding me? Oh, God, I love being white. I really do. Seriously, if you're not white, you're missing out. Because this s*** is thoroughly good. Let me be clear, by the way. I'm not saying that white people are better. I'm saying that being white is clearly better. Who could even argue? If it was an option, I would re-up every year. Here's how great it is to be white: I can get in a time machine and go to any time, and it would be ******* awesome when I get there! That is exclusively a white privilege. Black people can't **** with time machines! A black guy in a time machine's like, "Hey, anything before 1980, no thank you. I don't want to go. But I can go to any time! The year 2. I don't even know what's happening then, but I know when I get there...

'Welcome, we have a table right here for you, sir.'

'Thank you. Oh, it's lovely here in the year 2.'

I can go to any time--in the past. I don't want to go to the future and find out what happens to white people because we're gonna pay hard for this ****, you got to know that. We're not going to just fall from number one to two. They're gonna hold us down and **** us in the *** forever. And we totally deserve it. But for now, wheeeeeeee!

Now, if you're white and you don't admit that it's great, you're an ***hole. It is great. And I'm a man. How many advantages could one person have? I'm a white man. You can't even hurt my feelings! What can you really call a white man that really digs deep?

'Hey, cracker.'

'Uh. Ruined my day. Boy shouldn't have called me a cracker. Bringing me back to owning land and people, what a drag.'
-Louis C.K.
 
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Man, where can I get me some of that black skin? This ol' white skin has been holding me down all these years!

Good job, as usual, not addressing the point I was making.

Well, during Hurricane Katrina the white dudes "found stuff" and the black people were "looting".

Following Kepler's lead, I see. Not at all what I was addressing.

No, if that's how you see things, then that's how you see things. I was thinking more along the lines of the U of M's Campus Police refusing to give suspect descriptions at all anymore. When a crime alert is released, it just states the type of crime reported and the location, never a description of the suspect, making the alerts that much less useful to the area residents. I really didn't expect you to come back with that.

It was a sad day when that decision was made. I wasn't aware that protecting criminals' sensitivities was more important than protecting the general public.

By the way, I'm still waiting for a single example of what I asked for below. I won't hold my breath.
 
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For April Fool's Day, do The Onion and Faux "News" report legitimate stories?
 
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Forget the media if you want accuracy nowadays. They want a story.

As this relates to race, they won't report a white on minority crime as a hate crime unless the police force specifies that. But then again, all cops are racist (so we are told) and therefore, that negates that.

This is not right at all, mind you. But this is how it is playing out.
 
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Man, where can I get me some of that black skin? This ol' white skin has been holding me down all these years!
Back in the day on Saturday Night Live
76r: Julian Bond / Tom Waits, Brick

Black Perspective

.....Garrett Morris
.....Julian Bond


[ title slide: "Black Perspective" ]

Garrett Morris: Good evening, and welcome to "Black Perspective". I'm your host, Garrett Morris. Tonight our guest is Mr. Julian Bond, and we'll be talking about the myths surrounding black I.Q. Specifically, the myth that whites are inherently more intelligent than blacks.

Julian Bond: Good evening, Garrett.

Garrett Morris: Now, Julian, perhaps you could explain something to me. In all these studies comparing black I.Q. to white I.Q., what kind of test is used to measure I.Q.'s in the first place?

Julian Bond: Well, this is the major problem with these studies. The measurements of I.Q. which form the basis of comparison come from tests composed by whites for whites. The tests are culturally biased; it's not surprising that whites would score better than blacks.

Garrett Morris: Could you give us an example of what you're talking about?

Julian Bond: Certainly. Here are some questions that have appeared on recent I.Q. tests. Number one: "You have been invited over for cocktails by the officer of your trust fund. Cocktails begin at 4:30, but you must make an appearance at a 6:00 formal dinner at the Yacht Club. What do you do about dress?
A. Wear your blue-striped seersucker suit to cocktails and change into your tuxedo in the bathroom, apologizing to your host for the inconvenience.
B. Wear your tuxedo to cocktails, apologizing to your host for wearing a dinner jacket before 6:00 PM.
C. Walk to the subway at Columbus Circle and take the "A" Train uptown."

Garrett Morris: Uh.. I guess I'd choose the last one.

Julian Bond: I'm sorry, that's incorrect.

Garrett Morris: ****.

Julian Bond: Here's another: "When waxing your skis for a cross-country run, you should..."

Garrett Morris: [ interrupting ] Well, I think I understand the problem with the tests. But the fact is that people have been saying that white people are smarter than black for hundreds of years. We've only had I.Q. tests for 20 or 30 years. How did the idea of white intellectual superiority originate?

Julian Bond: That's an interesting point. My theory is that it's based on the fact that light-skinned blacks are smarter than dark-skinned blacks.

Garrett Morris: [ not sure he heard that right ] Say what?

Julian Bond: I said I think it might have grown out of the observation that light-skinned blacks are smarter than dark-skinned blacks.

Garrett Morris: I don't get it.

Julian Bond: It's got nothing to do with having white blood. It's just that descendants of the lighter-skinned African tribes are more intelligent than the descendants of the darker-skinned tribes. Everybody knows that.

Garrett Morris: This is the first time I've heard of it.

Julian Bond: Seriously? It was proven a long time ago.

Garrett Morris: Well, I still don't quite understand. We're out of time right now, but perhaps you could come back on the show again and explain it further.

Julian Bond: There's very little to explain - it's just like I told you.

Garrett Morris: Well, we are out of time. Good night. [ to Julian ] If you could repeat it just once more...

[ pull out, with SUPER: "It's 1977 -- Do You Know Where Your Children Are?" ]

[ fade ]
 
Re: Nice Planet IX: Oh that's just GREAT...

Forget the media if you want accuracy nowadays. They want a story.

As this relates to race, they won't report a white on minority crime as a hate crime unless the police force specifies that. But then again, all cops are racist (so we are told) and therefore, that negates that.

This is not right at all, mind you. But this is how it is playing out.

Not a hate crime. Just saying:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...michael-brown-case-arrested-article-1.2167736
 
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So the pictures of the suspects were doctored to omit their skin color?
 
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Gee, another article that neglects that this actually started because they wanted his cell phone. But I guess that would hurt the narrative.

The guy asked to use his phone. He said no. No assault happened.
The guy then asked him his opinion on the Brown incident. He said he didn't want to discuss it. A cowardly and race-driven assault ensued.

Quit trying to justify the actions based on a non-important part of the story. But I guess that would hurt your narrative, now, wouldn't it?
 
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The guy asked to use his phone. He said no. No assault happened.
The guy then asked him his opinion on the Brown incident. He said he didn't want to discuss it. A cowardly and race-driven assault ensued.

Quit trying to justify the actions based on a non-important part of the story. But I guess that would hurt your narrative, now, wouldn't it?

Just curious, do you think anybody is excusing the kids who beat this guy? It seems like as a choice of poutrage this is really a stretch -- a bunch of punks jumped a guy and pummeled him. They should go to jail.

You seem to think you're making some sort of brave stand against the horrors of political correctness -- except nobody's on the other side on this. This is apple pie.
 
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Just curious, do you think anybody is excusing the kids who beat this guy? It seems like as a choice of poutrage this is really a stretch -- a bunch of punks jumped a guy and pummeled him. They should go to jail.

You seem to think you're making some sort of brave stand against the horrors of political correctness -- except nobody's on the other side on this. This is apple pie.

Perhaps "Justify the actions" was the wrong terminology to use. I don't think Priceless is standing up for these punks' innocence. My bad on that. But it's pretty clear he's trying to push his own agenda by claiming this incident occurred for any reason other than pure racism.

BTW, I came across this today, and I have to admit the first person I thought of was you, because of your love for herpa-derps, and Texans in particular. Fits pretty nicely in this thread, I think.
 
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Perhaps "Justify the actions" was the wrong terminology to use. I don't think Priceless is standing up for these punks' innocence. My bad on that. But it's pretty clear he's trying to push his own agenda by claiming this incident occurred for any reason other than pure racism.

BTW, I came across this today, and I have to admit the first person I thought of was you, because of your love for herpa-derps, and Texans in particular. Fits pretty nicely in this thread, I think.

Yikes. Nobody ever told Laurice that you never scratch when somebody's watching.

I definitely think the guys who beat the guy in the subway were racially motivated. When and where I grew up, that was common enough that IIRC Garrett Morris had a joke "I have a dream that someday black kids will grow up with the same opportunity to kick the crap out of white kids." Nice to see the tradition is being carried on. Young males, bless their little hearts, are insanely racist and homophobic because they're basically psychopaths from 15-24 (notice your local recruiting office isn't targeting 30-somethings) and the way urban black kids express that psychopathy is scaring white people to death, and occasionally actually kicking the snot out of them.

Our solace is we then spend the next 50 years screwing them and their families, incarcerating them over every offense we can think of -- real or faked -- and just generally holding them as a perpetual underclass.

So, ya know, it's a push.
 
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The guy asked to use his phone. He said no. No assault happened.
The guy then asked him his opinion on the Brown incident. He said he didn't want to discuss it. A cowardly and race-driven assault ensued.

Quit trying to justify the actions based on a non-important part of the story. But I guess that would hurt your narrative, now, wouldn't it?

There are no black racists in the same way there are no racist cops.
 
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I'm obviously not consuming enough pop culture...I don't recognize the names of at least half of those "celebrities"

I knew 14 of the first 63 (22%). Edgar Winter really surprised me -- I had thought he was smart. (Probably because he's so white.)
 
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Just curious, do you think anybody is excusing the kids who beat this guy? It seems like as a choice of poutrage this is really a stretch -- a bunch of punks jumped a guy and pummeled him. They should go to jail.

You seem to think you're making some sort of brave stand against the horrors of political correctness -- except nobody's on the other side on this. This is apple pie.

I'm sure you could find a number of Fergusonites excusing them.
 
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