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Nice Planet 5: Insert Catchy Title Here

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ShirtlessBob said:
Letter enforces "no tag" policy at Zeeland elementary school

Whatever happened to letting kids be kids?
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That reminds me, I made a joke at work today about sitting alphabetically, Indian-style. Then quickly said, "But I bet they don't call it 'Indian-style' anymore." One coworker who is a parent and former educator said, "You're right, they call it 'criss-cross applesauce' now."

All I could do was smile knowingly and nod.
 
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bigmrg74 said:
Whats that line about how any idiot can go out and make a child again??
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As the Smothers Brothers used to say "In response to a diminishing number of requests," here's the quote. It's from Ron Howard's Parenthood:

"You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any b*tt-reaming as*hole be a father."
 
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Old Pio said:
As the Smothers Brothers used to say "In response to a diminishing number of requests," here's the quote. It's from Ron Howard's Parenthood:

"You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any b*tt-reaming as*hole be a father."
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I can't remember who first said it, but "Any male can help make a baby, but it takes a real man to be a father."
 
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Thinking about the officer being told to not drop his daughter off while in uniform...

I know it will never happen because it would be a P.R. nightmare, but I would love to see the Police Department do this: Issue a statement saying that they will no longer send any police officers to the school for any reason... State that they agree with the school's position about armed police being horrible influences on the youth of America...
 
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Brenthoven said:
I can't remember who first said it, but "Any male can help make a baby, but it takes a real man to be a father."
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Well, your quote is classier and more elegant. But c'mon, any chance you get to quote Keanu Reeves you've got to take.
 
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FadeToBlack&Gold said:
That reminds me, I made a joke at work today about sitting alphabetically, Indian-style. Then quickly said, "But I bet they don't call it 'Indian-style' anymore." One coworker who is a parent and former educator said, "You're right, they call it 'criss-cross applesauce' now."

All I could do was smile knowingly and nod.
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The PC police are ruining this country. It is in all of our best interests, and for the best interests of future generations that we are all the least amount of PC that we can possibly be. We can do it, folks.

edit: If/When I have a kid, I am so teaching him/her how to play smear the queer. :D
 
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bigblue_dl said:
edit: If/When I have a kid, I am so teaching him/her how to play smear the queer. :D
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Right on! We totally smeared the queers back in the day. :D

We also called it "Kill the Guy With the Ball," but I'd imaging that using "Kill" in anything these days would get you suspended.



My kid was corrected at school for using "Easy peezy Japaneezy."

I believe he picked it up from Shawshank.

The correct phrase these days is "Easy peezy lemon squeezy." :rolleyes:


PS I think you'll be a great parent! :D
 
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Old Pio said:
As a general rule, the more guys in uniform around a school (even for a brief moment) the safer the kids are. A good friend of mine, who fought in Vietnam, became a cop for our suburb. Several years ago Tommy chased a punk back in to Chicago and wound up killing him when the guy jumped out of his car preparing to fire. The more people like my friend Tommy, the safer we'll all be.
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Guess who his lawyer is.....Gloria Allred!!!!! This is about to become even more of a circus.
 
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FadeToBlack&Gold said:
Now now, let's not engage in such wishful thinking. The world would be no fun without raging arseholes and b*tches to provoke our ire. :)
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True, there are those people out there that wouldn't be happy if they wasn't ****ed off about somebody.
 
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First it was WWII vets denied access to their memorial. Then Vietnam vets and others were denied access to The Wall (reports that visitors were threatened with arrest). Now it's the Iwo Jima Memorial. Mark Steyn calls the enforcers "shock troops of the punitive bureaucracy." Is this president capable of realizing how petty all of this is? And how unfitting for the Commander in Chief? Looks like some of the Honor Flight old boys took matters into their own hands, again.

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/iwo-jima-memorial-closed-barricades-erected_759277.html

Scroll down and notice the guys in wheel chairs at the memorial. These are the guys Obama wants to hassle? Shame on you, Mr. President.
 
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