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Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

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She seems nice
The comments section is the real winner.
Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.
Old white people drinking overpriced beer and *****ing about the way things used to be while their kids play on mobile devices and Latin American immigrants work in the field for less than their true market value?

JFC that's beautiful...
 
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"When the thought, “waiting for the right time to break it to the internet” crosses your mind, it’s a powerful sign that you have made poor life choices."
 
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She seems nice
The comments section is the real winner.

She should have been fired because she's horrifically annoying. The twins used to have a guy like this who would scream and yell about Schweigert Hotdogs.

I don't think most people understand how media works. If you are even a minor d-list internet celebrity and you make even remotely racist comments (or for that matter, put your employer in a bad light), your employer will fire you so fast you'll break the sound barrier.
 
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Clearly the best comment:

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.
Old white people drinking overpriced beer and *****ing about the way things used to be while their kids play on mobile devices and Latin American immigrants work in the field for less than their true market value?
 
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If by "in the field" that comment refers to immigrant employees who mow the grass, do maintenance, and sell you hot dogs, then it's probably true.

If that refers to the full-time players (not temporary call-ups from the minors), then it's only partially true.
 
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If by "in the field" that comment refers to immigrant employees who mow the grass, do maintenance, and sell you hot dogs, then it's probably true.

If that refers to the full-time players (not temporary call-ups from the minors), then it's only partially true.

Why you gotta ruin the joke? ;)
 
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Clearly the best comment:

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.
Old white people drinking overpriced beer and *****ing about the way things used to be while their kids play on mobile devices and Latin American immigrants work in the field for less than their true market value?

I'm not sure how that looks like baseball. Poorly executed, but I get the sentiment. ;)
 
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I always thought it involved TSA and body scans ...

If I would like to travel somewhere, I would like to do it on my terms. You may have a point if the only choice was to fly (I'm certainly not taking Google's advice of kayaking across the ocean, and yes that was an easter egg on Google Maps), but when the nearest major airport is in another country, it makes things a little easier.
 
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Our annual reminder that the rich need to be taxed more.

Magary has a way with words:

if you’ve ever watched any cooking show, you know that truffle oil is liquid waste pressed directly from Satan’s stool sample.

By the way, if you just want the crushed candy cane topping, you can buy a container of “peppermint snow” from Williams-Sonoma for $18.95. You can hand-appliqué your cookies with it! Or you can take a twenty-dollar bill and burn it in front of a homeless person. There’s really no difference.
 
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Our annual reminder that the rich need to be taxed more.

Could only be made more perfect were it spoken by John Oliver:

So come with me now. Let’s forget about our troubles, crack open this year’s W-S Christmas catalog, and lose ourselves in a tartan wonderland. Will there be mug toppers? Oh, you better fu#king believe there will be mug toppers. To the catalog…

Drew says: F#ck table runners. There, I said it. A table runner is nothing more than an unfinished tablecloth.

:D
 
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