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NFL 2019-20: We'll Just Talk About Our Fantasy Teams Again....

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MissThundercat said:
https://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2019-washington-redskins-1837065916
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From that link:

No one involved in this equine digestive tract of an organization will ever grasp that he’s a f-cking chump. Not the players. Not the coaches. Not team-purchased media stooges like Larry Michael. Not Bruce Allen. Not the fans. And definitely not Dan Snyder.
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This!

In the 16 interminable years I have spent in this malarial swamp I have never seen it put into words how specifically Redskins Nation is horrible. This is it! Other execrable fanbases are awful in their own special ways. Philly fans are literal swine. Sawx/Pats fans are bred in the bone losers, like their parents and all their ancestors -- the Australia of cities their blood is immutably tainted by failure.

But Redskins Nation are chumps and they'll never know it. They're marks. They're suckers.
 
Kepler said:
From that link:



This!

In the 16 interminable years I have spent in this malarial swamp I have never seen it put into words how specifically Redskins Nation is horrible. This is it! Other execrable fanbases are awful in their own special ways. Philly fans are literal swine. Sawx/Pats fans are bred in the bone losers, like their parents and all their ancestors -- the Australia of cities their blood is immutably tainted by failure.

But Redskins Nation are chumps and they'll never know it. They're marks. They're suckers.
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Ahh Kep. You're just a newcomer. Been down here since 1979 and under Jack Kent Cooke, it was fun. The minute Danny Boy won the team from the estate, it's been downhill and worthy of mounds of excrement from a well fed male ox.
 
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joecct said:
Ahh Kep. You're just a newcomer. Been down here since 1979 and under Jack Kent Cooke, it was fun. The minute Danny Boy won the team from the estate, it's been downhill and worthy of mounds of excrement from a well fed male ox.
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Sure Jack was an ******* personally, but he let the team do their thing and he won. If Danny could do either it would be a massive improvement. I mean, his dickish antics and his squeezing money out of everything would be totally overlooked if we could get the team to 8-8 every year.
 
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French Rage said:
I mean, his dickish antics and his squeezing money out of everything would be totally overlooked if we could get the team to 8-8 every year.
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c.f.

<img src="https://cdnph.upi.com/svc/sv/upi/1181535480611/2018/1/76957e7c51f432a1b91c673a280900f1/Cowboys-Jerry-Jones-would-write-embarrassing-check-to-win-title.jpg" height="300" >
 
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Kepler said:
c.f.

<img src="https://cdnph.upi.com/svc/sv/upi/1181535480611/2018/1/76957e7c51f432a1b91c673a280900f1/Cowboys-Jerry-Jones-would-write-embarrassing-check-to-win-title.jpg" height="300" >
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Pretty much, but with an even lower threshold for success. I mean, the Cowboys have to deal with Texas football expectations. The Redskins would be allowed a lot more leeway if they could pretend to be remotely competent. Step one would be to not need multiple QBs to get multiple leg surgeries in a single season.
 
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Why am I retiring here again? Oh, and the Comments...
 
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Always the best one of the year, because it's Magary's team.

Welcome to Minnesota, where a dozen silently angry moms have to make two dozen silently angry phone calls just to arrange a hotdish potluck at the Protestant church.
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Kepler said:
Always the best one of the year, because it's Magary's team.
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The last time the Vikings went to the Super Bowl, the original Star Wars film was not yet released. Elvis, Bing Crosby, and Charlie Chaplin were still alive. The last person to be executed by guillotine in France happened 8 months after the Vikings made their last Super Bowl appearance.
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Vikings seasons are like David Lynch movies. For a moment there’s a moment of hope that this will have a happy ending but the season ALWAYS concludes in the most ****ed up way possible.
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I can’t even enjoy the surprising Twins relevancy, because my love of Minnesota sports has completely broken me for experiencing joy. My wife explains away my constant skepticism to strangers with. “Well, he’s a Vikings fan,” and it’s always invariably greeted with, “Oh, I’m so sorry.” IN KANSAS ****ING CITY.
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Drew effing Pearson
Darrin effing Nelson
Gary effing Anderson
Forty-one effing donut
Drew effing Brees/NFL effing refs
Phila-effing-delphia

We're the perpetual Charlie Brown falling for that bi*ch Lucy's promise of redemption. Honestly I don't know how this franchise has any fans left that isn't under the age of 20. But they continue to sell out, get great ratings and you always see a lot of fans at their away games.

Luckily I stopped being completely vested after the '98 season. I still pay attention and want them to win but ever since then I've never lost my s**t over every subsequent and inevitably incomprehensible and uniquely Viking playoff collapse.
 
Slap Shot said:
Drew effing Pearson
Darrin effing Nelson
Gary effing Anderson
Forty-one effing donut
Drew effing Brees/NFL effing refs
Phila-effing-delphia

We're the perpetual Charlie Brown falling for that bi*ch Lucy's promise of redemption. Honestly I don't know how this franchise has any fans left that isn't under the age of 20. But they continue to sell out, get great ratings and you always see a lot of fans at their away games.

Luckily I stopped being completely vested after the '98 season. I still pay attention and want them to win but ever since then I've never lost my s**t over every subsequent and inevitably incomprehensible and uniquely Viking playoff collapse.
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Welcome to the Boston Red Sox, prior to 2004.
 
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rufus said:
Welcome to the Boston Red Sox, prior to 2004.
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Exactly. Or the Cubs until they broke through again. All you need to know if you're a Minnesota Sports fan is it took the Cubs over 100 years to get another Title. If 100 years are the benchmark I'll be dead and buried before the Vikings, Wild, or Wolves wins their first title and the Twins win their third.

So, I've pretty much stopped thinking it's ever going to happen.
 
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JF_Gophers said:
The Packers dont really win that much. At least not since before i was born.
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They creep up on you. I was amazed looking at their record a few years ago that they have actually be a really strong team. It's just that to people my age (mid 50s) they spent our formative years and a way after in the toilet so we'll always consider them a ruin like Cleveland.
 
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