Kepler
Cornell Big Red
30 second strike out.
*Onion yes ha ha ha yes meme*
https://twitter.com/jomboymedia/status/1631375277598158848?s=46&t=ts_LUJokwZFJ8zBRgGpPbw
20 seconds.
30 second strike out.
*Onion yes ha ha ha yes meme*
https://twitter.com/jomboymedia/status/1631375277598158848?s=46&t=ts_LUJokwZFJ8zBRgGpPbw
Pitch clock is the best thing to happen to baseball since steroid testing.
3 batter minimum is up there, too.
Just think of all the sparkling ESPN commentary we're going to miss.
This may actually save baseball. But stay with it, don't make it like the annual balk rule.
I'm amazed the sponsors allowed it, it's going to destroy their micro-ads and even the impact of their on screen crap.
Jose Quintana got hurt on the last day before the WBC and now he won't be starting the season for us (fracture).
cF[Authentic said:;n3795391]
I had no idea where Jose Quintana was from, but as soon as you said he "won't be starting for us" I knew it had to be some random country and that you're claiming the team as yours because your fourth cousin once had drinks with someone from there.
I think he meant won’t be starting for the Mets.
Plus we know Kep will be rooting for the Czechs in this tournament.
cF[Authentic said:;n3795391]
I had no idea where Jose Quintana was from, but as soon as you said he "won't be starting for us" I knew it had to be some random country and that you're claiming the team as yours because your fourth cousin once had drinks with someone from there.
I claim the 4 countries of my ancestry, just as many people do. I am deeply sorry this makes you insecure. Perhaps a larger truck or a more watered down beer will help?
cF[Authentic said:;n3795451]
You really owned me there, except... I don't own a vehicle and I either walk, bike, or take public transport every day. And I live in Bavaria, so only drink beer that follows the Reinheitsgebot. Otherwise, you were spot on with your criticism.
I really want to believe there is a CZ team in the WBC.
BTW, I root for the US. It's only hoops and sometimes hockey where I spurn them.
This is exactly what I would expect a Great Britain baseball jersey to look like.
https://twitter.com/shawn_spradling/status/1633486865977479168?s=46&t=ts_LUJokwZFJ8zBRgGpPbw