I just want to know how the *ing the Cardinals keep Cardinaling. Every time they seem down and out, they somehow find themselves at the top again. For the last decade they've been doing this. At one point a few years ago their starting rotation was Kyle Lohse, Adam Wainwright, a pitching machine, the head groundskeeper, and the usher from section 305, and they wound up winning the division.
Tony La Russa would use his bullpen so fast and hard that even Dusty Baker thought LaRussa was too tough on pitchers.
And yet, here the Cardinals are, after stumbling into leading the division when the Brewers collapsed and the Pirates didn't step up, beating the Dodgers at home.
Can someone PLEASE do a horseshoectomy of every Cardinals player and front office staffer? They're long over due for a statistical correction of their good luck.